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Big F for Laika.

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Forever number one

The plot of Far From Home would be ten times funnier if the whole class knew Peter was Spider-Man and just collectively decided to humor the poor boy (and Ned).

Peter: Look at the baby goats!

His classmates, already knowing there are no baby goats: Here we go again, let’s get our acting faces on.

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Betty: What’s this version of Spider-Man called?

Ned: Uhhhhh..... Night Monkey.

Betty, inwardly: God, they’re just so bad at this.

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Brad: Don’t you guys find it suspicious that Peter is always disappearing?

The class: Yes and we know why, but we don’t want to crush him. He thinks he’s doing well.

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Student 1, texting in their group chat: He didn’t bother taking off his book bag when he went out as Spider-Man.

Student 2: He’s.... he’s wearing the same clothes. Does he really think that little mask is hiding anything?

Student 3: Shhh, he’s Trying His Best.

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this dog dance better than me

This is like when Ariana Grande features on a Cardi B song.

a selection of the most creepy toilets I have encountered in my stress dreams

Why is the floor all wet

This toilet has an Australian toilet snake

A toilet cubicle that basically fat-shamed me by being extremely tiny and impossible for me to fit into

There is no door

A toilet on a stage in the middle of a crowded shopping centre

The dreaded Rocking Toilet

I’m not sure if this thing is connected to plumbing or just for show?

A toilet in the back of a hoarder’s thrift shop that I need to spend about 20 minutes clearing before I can use it

I legitimately think this toilet will eat me if I sit on it

A toilet cubicle that ends up being a shower instead

A toilet at the front of a classroom full of high school kids

Australian outhouse FULL of spiders that will drop on me at any moment

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In case you need this today

- you are not a failure - you are not a waste of space - you are loved - you are wanted - i believe in you - you can do it