I’m Confused If You’re A Boy Or Girl, But I’m Guessing You’re A Boy Because Oppa Means Daddy??

REBLOG IF YOU WOULD LIKE SOME ANONS IN YOUR INBOX

BITCHHHHH, WHEN WILL YOUR FAVE EVER GET A MAC CONTRACT/COLLECTION 20 YEARS FROM THE GRAVE? LIKE NOT ONLY DID SHE GIVE US JLO AS A DEPARTING GIFT FOR THE WORLD, SHE’S GIVING US A LIPSTICK LINE NOW. SELENA WAS SITTING AT THE RIGHT HAND OF JESUS LOOKING DOWN ON US AND THE HYPE SURROUNDING KYLIE JENNERS’ LIPS AND WAS LIKE “THEY MUSTVE FORGOTTEN WHO THE TRUE POUTY RED LIPSTICK QUEEN IS?”, CALLED UP MAC AND SEALED THAT DEAL. LIKE THIS WOMAN DOES NOT GIVE A FUCK ABOUT NATURAL ORDER AND THE CONCEPT OF LIFE AND DEATH…SHE IS STILL OUT HERE SLAYING.

Guys often ask me where to find cruisy spots. Here you go.

http://listings.cruisingforsex.com/united-states-1/

http://www.squirt.org (suggested by hottietindermatches) this is not free

Yumm Korean food! :) (Taken with Instagram at Koreana Grill)

#textgram (Taken with Instagram)

What’s Up for May?

This month, Jupiter is well placed for evening viewing, Saturn rises before midnight and the moon dances with Venus, Mercury and Mars.  

Jupiter climbs higher in the southeast sky earlier in the evening this month, instead of having to wait until midnight for the planet to make an appearance. You can even see with just a pair of binoculars–even the four Galilean moon! 

You can even see with just a pair of binoculars–even Io, Europa, Ganymede and Callisto–the four Galilean moons–as they change position each night! 

Our moon appears near Jupiter in the nighttime sky from May 5-8.

The moon joins Venus and Mercury in the eastern sky just before sunrise on May 22 and May 23.

Later in the month, our moon pairs up with Mars in the west-northwest sky on May 26.

Saturn will be visible before midnight in early May, rising about 11:30 p.m. and by 9:30 p.m. later in the month. The best time to see Saturn Saturn is when it’s higher in the sky after midnight near the end of the month.

Using a telescope, you may be able to see Saturn’s cloud bands, or even a glimpse of Saturn’s north polar region–views that were beautifully captured by our Cassini spacecraft.

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