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TEGAN AND SARA • TUMBLR IRL

Tegan and Sara (@teganandsara​) have new music coming, and they’re working with Sirin Thada (@sirinthada​) to tell you all about it. 

Come join us in San Francisco, as the band performs songs from the new album, Love You to Death, surrounded by the art Sirin made to go with it. If that’s not enough, both Tegan and Sara will host a Q&A with the audience during the show.  

Click here to RSVP.

Entry will be limited to capacity so get there early and stay in line. 

BUT, if you are among the first 50 people to buy the album from Amoeba Music’s (@amoebamusic) San Francisco location starting June 3 at 11am, you will immediately earn guaranteed entry. (!!!)

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