This Exchange! 😍

That’s all you got? A cheap trick and a cheesy one-liner?

Sweetheart, that could be the name of my autobiography

Lmao, go off T'Challa

Avengers Endgame behind the scenes (2019)

Peter: I just realized the Five Stages of Grief - Denial, Anger, Bargaining, Depression, Acceptance - spell out DABDA and I feel like this is important information.

Tony:

Peter: Sometimes you just need to DAB DA grief away.

Tony: Never fucking speak to me again.

Voldemort: So, it has been brought to my attention that you refer to Draco Malfoy as your archenemy

Harry: Yes

Voldemort: Well? What did he do? I killed your parents, tried to kill your friend, actually killed one of your friends, and got your godfather killed. I also have tried to kill you for 6 years now, but it's this boy who deserves the title?

Harry: You have no idea how annoying he is

venom:

eddie brock and all you other monster fuckers:

Ironfam

Pepper: Hey how was the trip- why is Pete glaring at the floor?

Tony: *sighs* I ran into something on the way back...

Peter: iT WAS A BUNNY MS.POTTS! HE RAN OVER THE EASTER BUNNY

I know that Eddie and Venom's relationship has many fascinating complexities, but all I can think of is dumb shit like this:

Venom: "E D D I E"

Venom: "We need to watch some cat vines now, Eddie."

Venom: "Open up your computer and take us to the cat vines."

Eddie, his knuckles white as he clutches his pillow: "I have an interview at 9 AM --"

Venom: "WE WILL WATCH THE CAT VINES."

Venom: "OR WE WILL EAT AN ACTUAL CAT."

This is so in character.. I CAN’T EVEN