Eddie Casually Walking Around His House Shirtless

When your crush gets a haircut but they keep being hot af

Me after I explain the entirety of the mcu to my family but they still answer with “what?”

Tony: What are the symptoms of teenage depression?

Shuri: Why are you asking me?

Tony: Peter was doing laundry earlier and he dropped a sock and I heard him say ‘why has god forsaken me’

If SM:FFH doesn’t have a scene where Flash finds out “Penis Parker” is The Friendly Neighborhood Spiderman aka the hero he’s been crushing on then what’s the point

“No,” Eddie scolded.

Food.

“And I’ll get you your food. Just not that.” He pointed to the garbage in front of him. Even the smell was beginning to make Eddie nauseous. “Seriously? I can get you frozen dinner.”

We don’t like it.

“Why?”

Because you don’t like it, Venom countered. Why are we going to eat something you don’t like?

“Because it’s more edible than rotten food!” Eddie exclaimed, which was a mistake, as passersby stared at him with wariness. He muttered, “I’ll get you something better. What do you feel like having?”

Dog—

“No animals,” he added.

Fine. Venom pondered. Noodles.

“Noodles?” Eddie blinked.

You are fond of noodles, are you not? There was a hint of annoyance in his tone—which was really uncalled for. 

“Okay, okay. We’ll have Chinese for dinner. Nothing frozen.”

And no soy sauce. It’s salty!

Eddie chuckled, and finally moved away from the garbage since Venom had controlled of him momentarily. Man, he was a pushover. But only for Venom.

Ok...ok... THAT UNRELEASED SCENE OF THE AVENGERS ALL GETTING DOWN ON ONE KNEE WHEN TONY DIED TO HONOR THEIR FALLEN HERO. IM SOBBING.

How dare they cut it out... it was.. so important... it showed SO MUCH RESPECT FOR TONY...and...

The fact that Clint was the first one to go down on his knee cuz he just realized he lost another friend... another great loss that he could hardly handle...

The fact that T'challa saw him and followed right away cuz he is a TRUE KING...

Thor's FACE...how many times does he have to lose parts of his heart..

Steve.. Steve... how his KNEES GAVE OUT...

Stephen's FACE... that heartwrenching GUILT...

And god.. god.. did y'all notice.. Rhodey... Rhodey was standing there.. with his back towards his best friend cuz.. he couldn't face this loss... it was too big... I...

Shuri: This is the year we start oppressing people who like their hot chocolate with water.

Shuri: If you’re lactose intolerant you can stay but you’re on fucking thin ice.

Peter: I eat the powder straight from the pack.

Shuri: …..

Shuri: Hey do you know how horrible what you just said was?

Infinity war spoilers with no context

Dan: Oh hey Eddie see you drinking protein shakes.

Eddie: Huh? Oh no this isn't protein shake it's chocolate milk. Venom asked for this.

person on tv: it’s natural for a couple to merge over time

me: