Venom: I'm A Bad Motherfucker Mmkay? I'll Eat HER Head, I'll Eat HIS Head, I'll Eat MY OWN Head. I Don't

*someone, probably flash, starts a rumour that he’s dating spiderman*

ned: spiderman wouldn’t even breathe in your direction, flash

flash: what’s your problem man?? are you homophobic or what?? are you jealous??? spiderman is My Mans

peter:

Eddie: *is showering*

Venom, suddenly appearing out of Eddie's back: Hey babe - stop screaming, it's just me - do we have any more tater tots?

same energy

My favorite SebCon moments

That first gif isn’t the best quality but it’s whatever. I just spent a long ass time figuring these out so please don’t steal them and give credit if you use them.

Sebastian Stan + The Martian 🚀

Shuri: *eats a cinnamon roll*

Peter: Cannibalism

Shuri:

Peter (under his breath upon seeing T’Challa lounging in his suit): Sing me the song of your people Soup!

T’Challa: Did you say something Spider-Boy?

Shuri ( Across the room ):  Sing me the song of your friends SOUP!

T’Challa: Wait … Not again please!

Peter & Shuri:  Sing me a song for the good times SOUP!

T’Challa (Crying): Why is this happening to me?!

Peter & Shuri (Loudly):  Sing me a song, a song. HEY SOUP!

This exchange! 😍