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This idea came to me when I woke up first thing this morning.

imagine having to go to the bathroom and undoing FIVE FUCKING BUTTONS

Fuck, now i need more smiling Geralt.

i stopped breathing for a second

But can you imagine ransom 🤤

such a pretty boi

Dating Legolas would include (2.0)...

@thisisparadisemylove​, this is for you!

SFW

Legolas is a very tender and caring boyfriend

He’s not used to feeling love, but he’s so glad he decided to act upon it

He touches you like you’re made of glass, with careful caresses

His kisses are soft and always leave you wanting more

His lips are strangely soft too

Legolas adores having any sort of physical contact with you

He holds your hand whenever he can, especially if one of you is nervous

And will cuddle you if you ever feel weary or upset

If you run your fingers through his hair and scratch his scalp, he practically purres in delight

He having you cuddle up to him as he reads to you, or you read to him

He’d also adore teaching you about his home culture

He teaches you all about Elvish courting, and tries to learn Human courting techniques for you

He always worries for your safety, especially when you’re not together

Granted, he trained you in combat so you can defend yourself

But he’s still just so worried for you

So in battle, Legolas spends most of his time protecting you, rather than focusing on the battle itself

If you do get hurt, Legolas would be sick with worry, blaming himself for not being able to protect you properly

He’d stay by your side until your fully healed

You captivate most of his thoughts, and everything he does, he does with you in mind

Legolas also enjoys picking flowers with you and braiding them into your hair, or making you a flower crown

He gives you a ton of gifts in general, really

Especially if you’re upset

He’ll always treat you like a princess, no matter your status

One of his greatest pleasures is taking baths with you

Not even to make love necessarily, but just to cuddle with you in warm water and enjoy your presence together

He often compares your beauty in terms of Nature, as many Elves do

“Your eyes are my stars, your hands feel like running water and smile like the shining of the sun. I love you, my dear.”

He also ends up defending you in front of Thranduil sometimes too

Don’t worry, Thranduil warms up to you soon enough, but he can definitely be rather… protective of his son

NSFW

Legolas is just as tender during sex as he is when you’re not getting busy

Though, he’s very inexperienced, considering he’s an oddball amongst other Elves

And he does not know Humans very well, so he really doesn’t know what to do

But his inexperience is really quite charming, and maybe a bit of a turn on

And he’s still quite good anyways

His moans are very sexy, being breathy and low

And Legolas pants quite a lot too

Much like all Elves, his ears are extremely sensitive

Seriously, lick or kiss his ears and he might as well come right then and there

Legolas often praises you during sex a lot

“You’re so wet, my love”

“Ah! That feels so good, darling!”

“Oh, you’re so tight”

Elves don’t practice Oral Sex commonly, so when you give him a blowjob for the first time, he’s quite stunned at how amazing it feels

When recieving pleasure, he’ll frantically tell you how good that feels in pure bliss

His reactions are the best and such a turn on

He’s also fascinated by how you and your body is reacting to the pleasure he’s giving you, so he tries his absolute best

He’s incredibly gentle and always asks you if you’re enjoying it

It’s amazing, and there’s tons of sweet cuddling and kisses afterwards

my gay dreams have came true

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i have a feeling that gerry poisoned the wine CAN WE JUST BE HAPPY WITHOUT HER RUINING THE MOMENT

What’s Love Got To Do With It?

Chapter 12: Modern Love

Maxwell Lord x F!Reader

Summary: Maxwell Lord is successful, handsome and can have anything he wants with a snap of his fingers. He is living the American dream until his mother turns his life upside down by going behind his back to organize an arranged marriage to help take Chimtech Consortium to new heights. The only thing worse than not being in control is that his bride-to-be is you, the one person he cannot stand.

Warning: Smut and swearing is most chapters but in this chapter: swearing, smut. PSA: Maxwell Lord has a breeding kink 

A/N: WE MADE IT FOLKS! The wedding! As always, I simply adore every comment I get on this story, the response has been insane! I love it! Thank you to @absurdthirst​ for being my partner in crime as always.

Part 1 Part 2 Part 3 Part 4 Part 5 Part 6 Part 6.5 Part 7 Part 8 Part 9 Part 10 Part 11

“Max” you whine, digging your nails into the sheets, trying to grasp at the silk material.

“Come on honey, one more for daddy” he pleads, his hips hitting against your ass as he pounds into you from behind.

“Baby please” you beg, forehead dropping to rest on your forearm when your arms collapse, your ass jiggling with every thrust and Maxwell groans, his fingers splayed out across your lower back.

“Tell me what you want” he grunts, his free hand squeezing your breast, dragging you up so your back presses against his damp chest.

He pinches your nipple and you gasp, turning to nuzzle your nose against his jaw.

“I want-” you whimper when his hand trails down your torso, fingers dipping into your belly button before cupping your mound, his fingertips brushing against your clit.

“Max, please” you beg, nails digging into his forearm.

“Tell. Me. What. You. Want” he punctuates each word with a thrust, his cock hitting that spot deep inside of you to make you sob.

“I want you to fill me. Fuck me full of your cum. I want you to put a baby in me” your words are high pitched and muffled into his neck but he smirks, hearing every desperate syllable.

His cock pulses inside of you and he is so close but he wants to feel you clench around him.

“Cum for me honey” his fingers dip lower and he rubs circles on your clit, his groan and your whine combine and echo around the bedroom when you clench around him.

“Fuck, I love you” you cry, shaking in his arms as he makes you cum again.

“Oh” he chokes and you press your lips to his jaw, sucking lightly.

“Cum for me Maxie, I want you to fill me full of your seed and make me round with your child” you say into his skin and his thrusts stutter.

His arm tightens around your waist and his hand spreads over your stomach while his cock pulses inside of you. His lips press against your ear as he breathes out your name and he pants through his release.

Max wakes up, sweat beading on his forehead and his cock throbbing in his sleep pants.

“Fuck” he groans, wiping his head with the back of his hand.

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When your real name is Novia

El Baño

Javier Peña x CIA!Reader

Based on the song El Baño by Enrique Iglesias

Summary: The reader is undercover for the CIA and pretending to be the new girlfriend of Don Berna. When a certain DEA agent gets involved with Los Pepes, he also struggles with the risky business of lusting after the girlfriend of a narco.

Warning: Smut, so much smut it`s crazy - just do not read if under 18 because it`s hot, swearing, torture for interrogation

A/N: So this took me a while to write but thanks to self-isolating I have had some extra time to write while working at home. I apologize for the Spanish, I lived in Andalucia so it`s gitano at best. As always, feedback and love is appreciated and fuels this writing beast inside of me.

Words: 10,704 - Es gruesa it`s thick

“¿Que pasa amor?” what`s up love? Berna kisses your cheek and you try not to cringe when his hand sneaks under the table and squeezes your thigh.

“Nada papi” nothing daddy you shake your head and internally roll your eyes when he winks at you.

“¿Quien estamos esperando?” who are we waiting for? you trail your nails down the don`s arm and bite your lip to feign the innocence the narco craves.

“Un agente de la DEA” he takes a sip of his whiskey and your eyes widen, you didn`t realize one of your own was a turncoat.

“¿Qué es lo que quiere?” what does he want? you ask and immediately regret it when Berna narrows his eyes at you, setting the booze down on the sticky table.

“No te preocupes tu pequeña cabeza” don’t worry your little head he slaps your cheek lightly and you refrain from slapping him back, a sweet smile crosses your face instead and he hums with delight.

“Buena chica” good girl he licks his lips and before he can lean down to kiss you, the door to the cafe opens and your mouth runs dry.

Holy fuck

The hottest man you`ve ever seen walks in, his tight jeans emphasize his strong thighs and the urge to ride them is burning within your veins like a blazing forest fire. His leather jacket screams danger and you wonder what it would be like to feel his mustache across the skin of your neck.

“Ah Peña” Berna smiles and you try to stop your face from screwing up at his sickly, victorious grin.

“Hola Berna” Agent Peña greets Berna and you swoon at his deep gravely voice.

“¿Quien es ella?” who is she? Agent Peña asks with a dark look and you swear you see lust swirls within his dark brown orbs.

“Mi novia” My girlfriend Berna winks at you and you swear you visibly recoil but you urge yourself to giggle like schoolgirl.

Peña has a look of disbelief on his face and narrows his eyes slightly but soon recovers and stares at you with indifference.

“Hola señor” you smile politely and grip onto Berna`s arm to show your allegiance.

“¿Ella se quedará?” Is she staying? Peña asks, tilting his head in your direction, and you scoff.

Berna laughs and wraps his arm around you, squeezing you closer to his sweaty torso.

“Sí” he nods and orders another glass of red wine for you with a snap of his fingers.

You wonder what could`ve brought this DEA agent to the doorstep of Los Pepes and why he is working with them to bring down Escobar but you guess that he is just as motivated as you to bring down the narcos of Colombia.

Still, you could get even more notoriety if you bring in Los Pepes and a rogue DEA agent.

Berna tells Peña when Los Pepes will be making a move on the latest sicario and the American nods. 

You watch him closely and try not to fawn over his dark brown eyes. The authority in his gaze is enough to make you shiver and you urge yourself to remember he is a turncoat.

For fuck`s sake, get it together you scold yourself, you are undercover

“Gracias por la información, hasta luego” Thanks for the information, see you later Peña looks directly at you when he says see you later and you wish it were true.

“Luego” later you bite your lip and watch him leave, trying to ignore Berna`s eyes glaring into your face.

“¿Te gusta?” he growls, his face pinches with annoyance and you shake your head.

“No, solo tengo ojos por ti mi amor” No, I only have eyes for you my love you lean over and kiss his neck, placating him until he grins with triumph from your affections.

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I love him, he is such a fuckin dork

If so could it be with quackity,askually,kingani,wildspartanz when their s/o has glasses and is short

insecure | quackity, wildspartanz | hc

headcanon: being insecure about your body during sex with quackity and wildspartanz

author’s note: this was requested (thank u anon!)

warnings: swearing, body insecurity/low self-confidence, smut

quackity

(credit to owner)

You began to feel insecure about your body when you got into high school.

It hadn’t left since.

You’d have spurts of confidence, but it never stayed.

You found yourself scared to show your body, even to the person that loved you.

Alex was in love with you.

You were beautiful to him, and he wished you could see that.

You and Alex had been dating for a while, and in the relationship, you’d expressed how much you loved him and vice versa.

Alex loved everything about you.

But you found yourself wanting to have sex with the lights off, or wanting to wear a shirt, etc.

Alex had just got back from Vidcon.

You missed him, and he’d missed you.

You were both tired but you wanted to have some fun.

“I missed you.”

You said softly, sitting on Alex’s lap.

You rolled your hips across his groin, leaning down to kiss him.

“I missed you too.”

The lights were already off as you two were fixing to head to bed.

You and Alex began to go at it, you removed his clothes, and Alex tried removing yours, but you insisted on keeping your shirt on.

After getting naked, or partially, You rode him.

You felt like you were squashing him, sitting on his hips and bouncing on his dick, but he assured you that he was fine.

Alex began to run his hands up your shirt.

“What are you doing?” 

You asked, stopping. 

You hopped off of him and stared at him.

“Did I do something wrong? I’m so sorry-”

“N-No, you’re fine I just, let’s go to bed.”

You put your underwear and shorts back on.

“Hey, is everything alright?”

Alex asked, pulling his boxers up.

“I’m fine-”

“You’re not. What is it?”

You looked at Alex. He was worried.

“I- You could do so much better than me. I’m ugly and disgusting and-”

“Okay, I’m gonna stop you right there. You are fucking beautiful.”

“Alex-”

You laughed, trying to lighten the mood, you’d said what you said, and Alex was just denying the truth.

“No. You are the most beautiful girl, and I mean that. And I know that sometimes it feels like you aren’t but god, you are gorgeous.”

Alex’s head rested on your shoulder.

He placed a small kiss on your shoulder and rubbed your back.

“We can do something fun tomorrow if you want.”

“Yeah, I’d like that.”

You gave Alex a small smile and laid down with him.

Alex tossed an arm over your waist and hugged you close to him.

“I love you.”

“I love you too.”

wildspartanz

(credit to owner)

You and Brandon had been together for a few months now.

And you’d had sex before.

You liked to wear shirts or have sex with the lights off.

You were always worried that Brandon wouldn’t like you if you took your shirt off, or he’d leave if he saw you.

You didn’t think you were very pretty.

But Brandon did. 

He loved you.

He could stare at you all day, just basking in your beauty. 

And on top of all of that, you were sweet, caring, and funny.

You were the whole package.

So when Brandon noticed how upset you got when the lights were on, or when he wanted to take your shirt off, he said something.

You and him were laying on the couch.

Brandon’s fingers were tracing shapes on your thigh.

You spread your legs and let him move his hand down to your underwear.

Brandon began to rub his fingers along your folds, your wetness soaking through your underwear.

“F-fuck.”

You breathed out. 

Brandon smiled, moving your underwear to the side and dipping his finger inside you.

You let out a small moan and tilted your head back.

Your toes curled as he continued to pump his fingers in and out of you at a faster pace.

You felt yourself reaching the edge.

You came on Brandon’s fingers.

Brandon pulled his fingers out and licked them clean.

Brandon switched positions and hovered over you.

Brandon went to pull your shirt up.

You stopped his hands.

“Is everything okay? Did I do somethin-”

“No. It’s fine, you’re fine I’m-”

“Are you okay?” Brandon asked, sitting back down on the couch beside you.

“I just, I don’t want you to see me naked. You’ll think I’m ugly.”

“Why would you think that?”

Brandon’s lips formed a thin line.

“Because it’s true! I’m ugly-”

“No, you aren’t. You’re beautiful.”

You looked at him, gripping the hem of your shirt.

“You’re so fucking beautiful. You’re so out of my league.”

“Brandon-”

“No, (y/n), you’re so gorgeous, and you’re funny and sweet and the best girlfriend ever.”

“I love you so so much.”

Brandon wrapped his arms around you, giving you a hug.

“I love you too.”

You said softly, feeling a bit better.

“You wanna get ice cream?”

Brandon poked your arm.

“Ice cream?”

You asked, a small smile on your lips.

“Yeah, ice cream fucking rocks.”

“Ice cream sounds good.”

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