emily, looking through her clothes: has anyone seen my top? rossi: emily's in the kitchen. jj: very funny. i mean the short hot one with black- morgan: emily's in the kitchen.
Me: I suck at writing, I'm never gonna write anything
Also me: *starts writing group chat fanfic for criminal minds evolution*
Go read my fics on Ao3 @ EmilyMommyPrentiss
Billy: Movie night! What should we watch?
Alice: The Outsiders
Jen: To Each, Her Own
Agatha: None of those things
Rio: I was thinking something with body horror—
Billy: What about Halloween?
Lilia: absolutely not. It’s tacky
Agatha: well do you have any better ideas?
Alice, pulls out unlabeled DVD: how about a mystery movie since we can’t decide on what to watch?
Rio: Sure I’m down, as long as there’s body horror
Alice, puts the tape in
Agatha eyeing her: Say Alice where did you find this mystery tape?
Alice: I found it in the attic—
Agatha, scrambles for the remote as the tv turns on: WAIT—
TV turns on and it’s Rio topping Agatha: *moans* Don’t pull out, Rio—
Billy and Alice: *ducks behind the couch*
*Unholy Agathario noises ensue*
Lilia and Jen: *giving Agatha the most disturbed look ever*
Alice: *cries* oh my god it’s horrifying
Agatha: *can’t even look them in the eye*
Rio, smiling like an idiot: Well not the body horror I had in mind but I’ll take it!
Fangs listens to Christmas music year round.
Veronica and Fangs like to talk shit about people to each other in Spanish.
Emily Prentiss coded
Xena: I'd die for you.
Gabrielle: First off, please don't.
Gabrielle: Secondly, you'd need to stay dead in order to prove your point, which we both know you're incapable of doing.
jj: at what age do we consider a milf to be a milf regardless of whether they are indeed a mother??
emily: and who are you considering when you ask this question?
jj: ..you
https://archiveofourown.org/works/55608736/chapters/141142294 🤍🤍
You have no right to do this to me at 2am anon😭😠....
Kidding 😂 i loved it
Holy shit this fic 🙌
This should be the real episode
writers when they’re proofreading their works for the 34th time *find zero mistakes, there’s no typo, no grammatical error. everything looks good. hit the post button*
writers when they’re reading said works after they’ve been published like proud parents *find 52 mistakes at first glance, 38 typos and 14 grammatical errors with a bunch of inconsistencies and plot holes*