Listen, I Don’t Make The Rules, I Just Make The Improperly Captioned Gifs.

Head Canon 82

Fangs listens to Christmas music year round.

Sam: So… I’ve seen that you’ve been spending a lot of time with Kara recently.

Lena: No, Sam, it’s not what it looks like, I swear.

Sam: (scoffs) Oh really? So no reason for me to be jealous?

Lena: No! You’re the only one for me!

Sam: Is that so?

Lena: I promise! Kara and I are just dating, okay? She’s my girlfriend.

Sam: So there’s no best-friends-feelings involved?

Lena: You’re still my one and only best friend. She’s just the love of my life; nothing more.

Sam: But I’m still the platonic love of your life?

Lena: Of course bro!

Sam: Bro…

Kara: (realising that both the woman she loves and her best friend are idiots) What the…?

I just posted my garvez smau on my twitter. For the people who don't have twitter I'll try to post it here or on my ao3 ... I'll see

https://x.com/jemily_garvez/status/1832392789516038626?t=MjOhBhnDx5uhr1g1GESNTg&s=19

Penelope: Leg or breast

Luke staring down at Penelope's chest: Well , I mean I'm more of a breast boy myself

Penelope:

Penelope: I- I was talking about what part of the chicken you wanted Luke

Luke: *Snaps head back up* Oh

Interviewer: What would you consider to be your greatest asset?

Emily, pointing at her boobs: Need I say more?

Uhhmm this happened ...

Hi it's me again... Can you write a group chat text with Emily x reader where reader thirsts over Emily in a dress but reader is a little tipsy so she doesn't notice that instead of texting JJ she's texting the group chat (Emily and reader are not in a established relationship)

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summary: reader drinks a little too much and drools over emily.

warnings/pairings: emily prentiss x BAU!fem!reader, non-established relationship, swearing, alcohol, lots of flirting!!

hey!!! ty for ur request cutie! i needed more emily content in my life omg, send me more!!

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taglist for emily:

@thatgayb1tchwhosimps4her @mrs-prentiss @hotchhner @eyes-on-display @guacam011y

jj looking at emily's boobs: goth boobs, huh?