Penelope : Well, Luke And I Finally Did It!

For @prentiss-theorem bingo (I hope it makes sense, I'm not very good at writing)

Emily only eating chocolate and candies but after a hard case she's craving something else , so when everyone else are sleeping on the jet she goes to the kitchen and takes one pack of JJ's Cheetos, but then JJ wakes up hearing noise and goes to the kitchen to see where the noise is coming from. And she's seeing Emily eating her Cheetos

JJ: What are you eating ??

E: You wouldn't by chance believe me if I say this is not what it looks like

JJ: Why don't you tell and we'll see

E: Uhm .. you see ... it's ....

JJ: Is that ... Are you eating my Cheetos ??

E: Uh no...??

JJ: Emily !!! This was my last one

E: Sorry !! I'll buy you a dozen !! Look you can have the rest of them , I didn't eat much. It's just this case was very hard and I didn't want to eat chocolate again and they were there and you know I don't eat this stuff butI have seen the face you make when you eat them so I guessed the were good , so I gave them a chance . Sorry again

JJ: Oh Emily it's ok I understand

And then JJ started to get twice the amount of Cheetos and also kept one or two packs in her go bag for Emily in case she wanted to eat them again in the future

Interviewer: What would you consider to be your greatest asset?

Emily, pointing at her boobs: Need I say more?

“Cheeto breath” just got a whole new meaning

me: thinking inappropriate thoughts

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me: omg what if I actually said something out loud

me: omg what if there is a telepath around here

#interesting

Alicent : If you can’t beat them, dress better than them

MY POWERPUFF GIRLS!!! 💛🤍💛

when ur reading fanfic and one character was cooking and the other comes up to them and they start making out and everyones like starting to take their shirts off and the author STILL hasnt mentioned anyone turning off the stove

Penelope: Look, last night was a mistake.

Luke : A sexy mistake.

Penelope: No, just a regular mistake.

henry on the phone: mommy?

jj: is this henry?

henry: yes, of course its henry who else calls you mommy?

jj, looking at emily: uh, no one