No, No, I'm Very Sure It's Blorbitis. Maybe You Haven't Read The Latest Science Magazine Where They Discuss

Uh.. where do you live again?

I live in London, in Great Britain. Are you asking for a particular reason?

Have you ever heard of memes? Here's one!

Ah- I have not heard of memes. ... I am afraid that this does not make sense. My apologies.

Can I bite you?

Bite me...? I would kindly prefer that you did not.

Anyone tell you how handsome you are?

Oh- Why thank you for saying that. I have heard that on occasion but it is still kind of you to say nonetheless.

I think the closest way to describe it would be magic!

Magic as in some form of science…? I presume there must be explanations to all occurrences within nature and existence, after all?

That sounds fun! What was your dream about, if you don't mind sharing?

I dreamt something along the lines that I was speaking to someone and that — upon mentioning my own thirst — they summoned a glass of water from pure nothingness and gave it to me.

… As I said, it was a strange dream. Overall, a pointless one too.

Do you think you could leave a little snack for her outside?

Oh, I have been! I have left her small scraps of eggs and water. It is difficult to tell if it is her eating them or another but I hope that they are enjoyed nonetheless.

Looks like you're getting a cat sooner than expected! /hj

While amusing, I was not anticipating that it would be this quick?

Aw, did you have to give away yours?

I was not forced to do so by any means, he just appeared to be displeased with the cold temperature and so I chose to offer it to him.

Welllll.. no. I honestly can't really describe it properly without ten layers of extra context, but imagine a writing machine that knows the answer to every question you can think of? A computer something along those lines!

Oh, do you mean like a typographer...? I am unsure as to whether the operator would know the answer to everything per se but I suppose that I can understand what you are stating?