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Bill only has one eye → Bill has worse depth perception → when Bill first came into 3d world he probably had very confused movements (→ and maybe he crashed into walls or some things)
Okay, so Eldad Faerie is that meme that goes "how many children do you have? – you mean biologically, legally or emotionally? There's difference"
Because biologically it's none, but it immediately jumps up to five at legally, I'm only half joking about Beasts being in his custody.
And then when it comes to emotionally you add purelily, getting seven.
My take on human Bill
It started with "oh what if human Bill but in long triangular pants"
And then got sprinkled with "oh what if human Bill but he has two eyes" (after discarding idea of a cyclope since then he wouldn't be very human)
And that also got its own "oh what if human Bill but there's no face (at least visible) aside from one eye"
Mabel, doing homework: Grunkle Ford, how good are you at doing geometry problems?
Ford, distracted: well, I did do one triangle problem and he didn't complain so I guess I am pretty good at it
Mabel: what?
Ford: what?
There's also jingheng one unfort I don't have the screenshots
Having fun with the annual report event~
Thanks!!!
Mystic Flour still thinks she does not care so no reason for using anything else than his name
Meanwhile Shadow Milk like dad's favourite he is the only one who gets called something else aside from name and "ideal/personality trait one"⚰️🪦
Here goes Eldad Faerie kinda-crack AU
It's basically Elder Faerie being some kind of dad to this bunch of mentally unhealthy cookies
That sketch about "traumatic experience" started this idea so it half-belongs to this au
main info is written on sketch, I guess, I odn't know what to say yet
it does not yet have a timeline or reasoning or something, however I mostly think of it being like Elder Faerie is alive and well enough and Beasts are still mentally unhealthy but they kinda try to be better (kinda post-basically any plot that would unfold with Beasts) and they're under EF's unofficial custody
also it is not set in stone yet, however it is possible he was already appointed by Witches to being their dad before they got their "oof lmao"s, but I'm still thinking about it
suddenly remembered having unfinished almondcino art
possibly gonna finish and slip it inbetween my crk spree i love my old men yaoi
Besties or polyamory – what matters most is they go obliterate a town or two and then go cherish each other for the rest of the day
And possibly chat for the whole evening in silly pajamas sleepover style
im like 90% sure that the beast cookies r friends and i will NAWT tolerate the slander against them. they are besties they make friendship bracelets n kill ppl 2gether
✌️eldad faerie and sealed mentors crk aus✌️they call me shadowflour ceo🤍🩵 i wont say dni to anyone. youre all welcome but please - be all calm and kind. i dont want to see anyone wishing other person to burn in the hell flames. just please lets all be people here. lets not forget that the best we all can have - its other people, the ones we can trust. the ones who we feel comfortable with. lets all just make this place nice and sweet so no anger and problems will get us here, okay? im counting on you all, sweet guys)
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