Theyre Undeniably And Unfixably In Love Your Honor, End Of My Statement On This Case

I love openutau functionality no context

im fighting gods of this world for my shadowflour

Has anybody researched defrosting properties of bird shit yet?? 'Cause those few day old stains are the only spots where my car didn't get ice caked

Sealed Mentors AU: Full set

Here's all the blorbos in one place so it's easier to look at them and compare and whatever (send questions please please its a subliminal messaging please please please please)

AU masterpost

jussum shitpost

Im following only one artist in tumblr the hell all my homepage is fnaf not even from that artist (i never was in fnaf fd)

I was thinking of drawing it but decided to comic it

Dark Choco has run out of explanations for his dad's close relationships with femboys

Got thrown into maintenance midgame so quick silly stuff

Naaah he's such a dad

Im probably gonna ignore him being playable at least for some time, rn im dying over him being Walter's dad not one of his energy sources

People be heterocoding queer ships (please pray tell, when was the last time you saw gay wedding depicted with both men in black suits (as it is irl) as opposed to black and white, when was the last time you saw lesbian wedding depicted with both women in white dresses as opposed to one in dress and the other in black suit? How many do you see lesbian pairings that are not manly man but woman and girly girl? Heterocoding is another can of worms, I stop now) and then be furious when people ship hetero ships.

Sorry, but most of queer ships as of now are traditional hetero couple, but they are the same gender. I would like to call THAT a forced heterosexuality, not when people find some hetero pair they love. I bet if it was not shadowflour that got loved, but let's say mf/de, there would be no neg comments even though mf apparently hates all evil (bruh, she literally got grounded by Witches together with other Beasts, SHE DID SHIT IN HER LIVE, SHE JOINED THEM)

I will probably vent about heterocoding sometime later but as of now... I jope that's all I wanted to say

Just saw a shadowflour hate post, feeling good /sar (no hate to that person, I simply unfollowed and decided to make a response ig?)

How and why is it forced heterosexuality all of a sudden? That's bullshit. Any time we decide to ship a hetero ship its forced apparently?.. the gatekeeping is so insane.

Also.. when did it say that she hated evil and chaos? She legit destroyed a whole forest in a trailer (spoilers down below)

She also caused an illness to the dark cacao kingdom and also killed dark cacao's loyal followers. Sure, she might not care but you cannot say that she hates evil when this stuff happened..

She mightve only joined the beasts for her own cause yes, but they have the same goal, to destroy earthbread.

Also we are legit gatekeeping smc from any ship now. Jeez, what's next? We can't ship eternal sugar with him because she looks angelic and is lazy?? Or maybe burning spice due to his destruction would be 'abusive' in the relationship hmmmmm? Also, people can still not show empathy and care yet still be in a relationship yknow...

Anyway, shadowflour for the win.

Ok so I just realised "hey, Beasts were grounded for ages, if there was tech like phones they would have no initial idea how to get it work", that's the short story, some babbling under the cut

Also, not part of eldad faerie au, just some kinda-modern shenanigans (would you like more of these???)

And then I wanted to sketch it and I decided like "hey, I already have kinda-modern outfit for Shadow Milk since shadowflour sketches, why not sketch him in it" and then I decided I would make Pure Vanilla's outfit match, for what I mainly took his Pastel Blue costume (because nobody's making me believe bro does not wear jeans in that. he wears fucking jeans in Pastel Blue, end of sentence) so here it is

So I guessed it's kinda like modern half-au considering clothing and phones. Meh, no reason to think hard about it, I just like to make little silly unrealistic things. My heart does not long to create epic aus with all these knowledges happinesses corrupted freedoms(no neg, I don't mean they're bad. everyone out there with epic serious aus – keep going, you're so cool), my heart longs for silly beasts messing around in a silly world with their silly non-beast friends

Also Shadow Milk and Pure Vanilla are besties for me, I'm not taking it any other way

Silly blue friends silly besties