Keep Translating My Stupid Jokes

Pitching that we all draw our human bill designs as the imposter

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Peach Blossom is many thousand years old cookie so NOBODY tells me he doesn't use "jade shaft" or whatever shit like it very and very unironically

For the post before this

Elder Faerie: we call that "traumatic experience"

Elder Faerie: not "bruh moment"

Elder Faerie: not "sadge"

Elder Faerie: and certainly not "oof lmao"

Beasts: . . .

So, I made a drwn version https://www.tumblr.com/je-suis-applebread/751543692684328960?source=share

Hey fellas is it gay to casually fight giant robots together with no other fighters in sight and camera focused on you?? Asking for a friend /j

hey is that. Fire Spirit and Wind Archer. what

NAH I CAN'T

Totally relate to Shadow Milk

I'm ready to bet he sometimes wants(as in it takes all of his thoughts) to bite them out of sheer affection just because that's my way of showing affection(which i couldn't execute yet...)

POLY BEAST PROPOGANDA GO

Eternal sugar likes to cuddle with one of the other beasts as a way to show her affection♡

Mystic Flour is a gift giver. Many of the other beasts have been given jewellery and traditional clothing from her.

Shadow Milk is a attention starved rat. His way of showing love is through physical affection. Yet he also shows it through words.

Burning spice shows his affection through duels and words, sometimes giving the other beasts head scratches (smc loves them)

Silent salt loves physical touch. He's selectively mute so he'd rather have his affection be shown in sweet touches or maybe duels.

Ok so I just realised "hey, Beasts were grounded for ages, if there was tech like phones they would have no initial idea how to get it work", that's the short story, some babbling under the cut

Also, not part of eldad faerie au, just some kinda-modern shenanigans (would you like more of these???)

And then I wanted to sketch it and I decided like "hey, I already have kinda-modern outfit for Shadow Milk since shadowflour sketches, why not sketch him in it" and then I decided I would make Pure Vanilla's outfit match, for what I mainly took his Pastel Blue costume (because nobody's making me believe bro does not wear jeans in that. he wears fucking jeans in Pastel Blue, end of sentence) so here it is

So I guessed it's kinda like modern half-au considering clothing and phones. Meh, no reason to think hard about it, I just like to make little silly unrealistic things. My heart does not long to create epic aus with all these knowledges happinesses corrupted freedoms(no neg, I don't mean they're bad. everyone out there with epic serious aus – keep going, you're so cool), my heart longs for silly beasts messing around in a silly world with their silly non-beast friends

Also Shadow Milk and Pure Vanilla are besties for me, I'm not taking it any other way

Silly blue friends silly besties

Simpler version of beasts-ancients relationships

Wouldn't count on that, Russia already had a precedent so I won't be surprised they pull that shit as well

Especially since they've fallen even worse someplaces (Elon being openly nazi and I didn't hear of Russia forcefully legally detransitioning trans people at least yet)

(when is the second coming ayo pretty please I'm fine with whatever I get for my sins if it finally ends)

For the last week I was stressed out and found at least some peasce while writing that thing for the ask and it died on me and now my stressed out state isn't shushed by it and i kinda want to write it again to not turn crazy but i also can't bring myself to and hey WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS???? SHY DO USUAL POSTS HAVE AUTOSAVE AT LEAST ACCORDING TO POPUP BUT NOT THE ASK POSTS

im tired of this constant anxiety why had the world tu hurt me like that