Feeling Like A Specimen In A Jar

i loved the fucked up little doll horror villain trope i think it’s so funny like they’re just sitting there … until they aren’t!

Why does every fantasy series gotta have a hot woman-only group like “Sisterhood Of Summer Spies” or “Ladies Of The Twilight Ball” or “Women Warriors Of The Waters” and never a himbo-only group like “Blue Rose Brotherhood” or “Manwhores Of The Realm” or “Bastard Sword Bastards”

i love adding things to my queue. get in line ladies.

i have approximate knowledge of MANY things.

i know that god quit his day job to pursue a career in therapy.

i know that god is a twink.

i do NOT know what type of vehicle god turns into but i know its gotta be good.

guy who has a glass of water and doesn't know what to do with it

merry cabinet man everybody

18th century losers: monsters are scary! don't go out after dark! scatter seeds and burn the bodies of your departed friends and family!!!

2018 losers: i'm gonna fuck mothman.

everything i learn about transformers is against my will

i have approximate knowledge of MANY things.

i know that god quit his day job to pursue a career in therapy.

i know that god is a twink.

i do NOT know what type of vehicle god turns into but i know its gotta be good.

that onion headline that's like "whatever. the emo kids are all sitting on each other's lap" is their realest one yet

Venom: let me do the talking this time Eddie, I’ll order for us

Eddie: no

Venom: