Jbmascis - E D D I E T H E H E A D E R

nobody ever praises me or pats me on the head or feeds me small treats despite my consistent excellence in the field of not purposefully ripping cabinet doors off their hinges to fulfill some sort of maladaptive destructive urge

Me: haha ur so tall.... like how tall are you

Pyramid head:

Me, twirling my hair: haha ur so funny

totally blown away to have found out this iconic scary picture is actually just of an animatronic halloween decoration. That picture and the Russian Sleep Experiment story had me in an absolute chokehold when i was a little kid, and even when i got older and accepted that it was fake, I still could never exactly account for what it was in that picture. Assumed it was some really good prosthetics, made for a macabre art piece or, I hoped, for some really obscure horror movie that I might be able to find someday. Nope! his name is Spazm and he’s from Spirit Halloween

purplegreen, the color of magic, evil and scientists

stooop ahaha stooop (pushes you to the wall violently, cracking your skull) I SAID STOP

y’all ever notice how unspecific the instructions for human sacrifices are in movies n stuff??? like how much blood do we actually need, a teaspoon?? half a cup??? maybe just a drop?????? we don’t know so the wholeass person gets thrown away, why couldn’t it just be like

priest: the ritual calls for the blood of a virgin

sacrifice: ah sher i may as well, i was planning on shaving tonight anyways