Does The Riddler Know… That I Love Him… 

Happy 4th of July weekend!

chosen by god for the special mission of being a bloke who does fuck all

my favorite fruits in star wars

DNI Unless you answer my riddles three

y’all ever notice how unspecific the instructions for human sacrifices are in movies n stuff??? like how much blood do we actually need, a teaspoon?? half a cup??? maybe just a drop?????? we don’t know so the wholeass person gets thrown away, why couldn’t it just be like

priest: the ritual calls for the blood of a virgin

sacrifice: ah sher i may as well, i was planning on shaving tonight anyways

love when emails start off with “DO NOT REPLY”. like oh yeah way ahead of you brother

18th century losers: monsters are scary! don't go out after dark! scatter seeds and burn the bodies of your departed friends and family!!!

2018 losers: i'm gonna fuck mothman.

SLAY QUEEN