*hits Rock Bottom Once A Week* 

how many people has op murdered

True shit.

mutuals, non-mutuals, ops of years old posts, you can all catch these paws

[robot with the biggest eyebags ever] ill be fine as soon as i organize my wires nothing a bit of cable management camt fix. yeah hold on i just gotta allocate more ram and reset my internal clock and plug this usb stick in. ya im fine i just need to recharge and turn this dial and do a quick system reset. the diagnostics of that script i ran are a lie btw im fine. do you have any cigarettes

Reblog to give your mutuals one of each 

nope, they’re god tier

Been a couple weeks since I had a pack of gum. I need it

100k notes and i'll @ my crush on this post

Everybody @ me: stop making shitty puns about the inevitably of death.

Me, about to put my awful sense of humor and unnecessary knowledge of Latin phrases to good use: you can’t spell ‘Memento Mori’ without ‘meme’.

ok I'm standing up