I Like How We've All Decided Steve Is Bara As Fuck While Herobrine Is A Beanpole Of A Feral Man

watching mono like my posts in real time

y’all ever notice how unspecific the instructions for human sacrifices are in movies n stuff??? like how much blood do we actually need, a teaspoon?? half a cup??? maybe just a drop?????? we don’t know so the wholeass person gets thrown away, why couldn’t it just be like

priest: the ritual calls for the blood of a virgin

sacrifice: ah sher i may as well, i was planning on shaving tonight anyways

everything i learn about transformers is against my will

i have approximate knowledge of MANY things.

i know that god quit his day job to pursue a career in therapy.

i know that god is a twink.

i do NOT know what type of vehicle god turns into but i know its gotta be good.

What shall i draw with my tools

Have you ever actually read the Bible? No, God did not "dare" anyone to kill a baby nor did he command such a thing. People will fabricate anything to criticize the Bible.

he said "rip that baby up" in a game show host voice, very distasteful

YES YES ITS HERE 😍😍😍😍😍

big ducky???????????????????¿???????????????????????

him

beastie boys music is funny as hell one of them will say a line and then the other two will say a completely unrelated line