Ah, There He Is

A tale in 4 parts

I hope stranger things goes for like 50 seasons so they have to start using really mid D&D villains like oh no Gromph Baenre is threatening to destroy Indiana!! Or whatever

my favorite fruits in star wars

being a star wars fan is so funny because star wars sucks

just saw a single piece of paper drift past 50 feet in the air over buildings like a beautiful white bird

you either die a hero

or live long enough to see yourself become a villain

The Batter: it’s called purification, sweetie, look it up ☺️💕 💅 💅

me, sobbing: no- no it absolutely isn’t you dumbass– you cretin- you absolute buffoon you dumbass stinky baseball man that’s MURDER

Ah Ah!

when he’s first introduced in the script, they call him Stuart as well!

they just say ‘Stu’ every other time they mention him, though.

matthew lillard is credited as “stuart” in scream and i find that very amusing