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“young adult dystopian novels are so unrealistic lmao like they always have some random teenage girl rising up to inspire the world to make change.”

a hero emerges 

This is your daily reminder to not be ashamed of making your life easy for yourself.

Cut your food into small pieces, make the font size 30 on your e book, use straws to drink, get a pen that’s comfortable to hold, take more naps, walk slowly, eat another cookie, buy velcro shoes, re-watch the part you couldn’t understand the first time, write things on your hands so you don’t forget it… whatever you want and/or need

Don’t let anyone tell you how you should be doing things. We don’t need to prove each other anything

Headcannon:

Oliver Wood refused to retire.

It was only when his eldest daughter played against him on her first ever professional game. She got past his keeping every goal and beat his team by 225 points. It was then that he proudly retired from playing...

...and became a coach.

James, frustratedly: Shit!

Remus, shouting from another room: Don’t fucking swear!

Lou Sanders is the living embodiment of Dora Tonks.

Enough said.

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sirius: oh fiddlesticks!!

remus: look, i get this is a tense situation, but let’s watch the fucking language

Annabeth: I’ll have the salad, no nuts please.

Waiter: Of course

Percy: It didn’t say it had nuts.

Annabeth: I’m allergic, so I tell them to be safe.

Percy: That makes sense.

Waiter: And for you?

Percy: I’ll have the steak, no bees please.

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