Big Bird And Bear Go Skating!

Ok, so I KNOW Bruce Wayne HAS to be at least an ex of Batman. So we all remember Jason Todd right? Well rumor is, Bruce Wayne found him STEALING TIRES OFF THE BATMOBILE. And apparently adopted him after. So like, he finds a kid vandalizing his ex’s car, and decides, “I like this kid.”

Just got back from a jail break, so I picked up some more.

So I took some wallets.

Long story short, who wants authentic GCPD police badges and ID’S

future!Nygmobblepot headcanons

Everyone knows they are a couple. It’s a thing. If one of them is arrested the first point of action is figuring out where the other one is.

Oswald starts wearing the top-hat to look taller - which Edward counteracts by starting to wear heels

They go out on dinner dates a lot. Other peoples “dinner and a movie” is their “dinner and armed robbery”

Bickering like an old married couple is standard procedure but the thing that makes people even more uncomfortable is the fact that these arguments will always end with a “because you love me” and extended eye fucking.

Oswald was a little self-concious when he started to gain weight but Edward made it very clear that he does not mind and intends to shoot everyone who does in the knee

While bickering, they’ll still play the “you killed me” and ”you killed my girlfriend” card but at this point the details got a little muddy like, “Are you sure she wasn’t called Isabell? Are you sure Edward?”

Harvey is weirdly happy for them and whenever someone calls him out on it he goes “Someone around here has to have a healthy, stable relationship and since it sure as hell ain’t me or you it might as well be them”

They wouldn’t admit it if anyone asked but they do visit the pier on their anniversary now and then and make some good memories to override the bad ones. Ed always loved the view, after all.

Despite what people may think, they are really good for each other. Oswald reminds Edward to take his medication and calms him down when he’s anxious. Edward rubs Oswalds leg when it hurts and keeps his temper in check.

Jim got an invite for the wedding. As in: Someone put a bag over his head and dragged him to the church where a priest was held at gun point. Oswald welcomed his “old friend” heartily and declared him best man.

Hey, so, if you guys would like to know what school in Gotham is like, feel free to ask! It’s…. Interesting, to say the least

A somewhat quick drawing of a Sentinel, one of my fav dragons due to how powerful they are. Also, their design is pretty cool.

Hi kids!

Welcome to your first day at the Fairchild Preparatory School for Young Avatars.

Today we’ll be learning a song to help you keep track of your patron, and the powers all your little friends will soon be serving too.

It goes a bit like this:

The Eye sees everything The Web likes to control Corruption is decay and rot In the Lonely you’re alone

The Slaughter feeds on blood The Stranger you don’t know The End will come for all of us And the Hunt won’t let you go

The entities, the entities There are fourteen entities Choose one to serve until you die Choose the one that’s meant to be

Desolation burns with pain And the Vast is open wide The Flesh is what we all are made of And the Dark is more than night

The Spiral drives you mad The Buried wants you trapped But only one can end the world With a ritual, now how ‘bout that?

The entities, the entities There are fourteen entities Choose one to serve until you die Choose the one that’s meant to be

And don’t get blown up by a mean old lady!

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"okay kid, i have a doctors appointment, you can handle this big fuckoff bus, i believe in you, keys are in the ignition, this thing DOES NOT HAVE INSURANCE so DON'T GET PULLED OVER, have fun"

By the way this page very much is not safe for Izzy hand. If I was given the chance I’d make him Izzy Handless.

This man is a homophobic gay

GIRLS GAYS AND NON BINARY BAES

I SERIOUSLY FUCKED UP

So I was walking with my backpack full of the days loot right, and overall very profitable day, decided to treat myself and keep a bracelet, average night right?

And so I’m making my way home, and I hear some punk getting mugged in an alleyway, he calls out to me for help, and I’m like “aw shit I can’t just leave him” so I get in a tussle with the mugger, I’ve got him against the wall, I’m about to give him a good pop to knock him out, buy the both of us time to get away, when I see it

Fucking RED HOOD, DROPS FROM THE ROOF AND LANDS LIKE ITS NOTHING, mind you that was probably a fifteen foot drop AT LEAST, looks at the guy, looks at the guy that was getting mugged, looks at me, and asks which one of our asses he has to kick.

Remember, I have and ENTIRE BACKPACK full of stolen stuff, and now I’ve got a guy up against a wall. I release him, put my hands up, and back away slowly, and as soon as the guy getting robbed starts talking, I fucking booked it

Like HELL I was sticking around, I’m not too fond of the idea of prison

But that’s not the worst part

No, the worst part is I just found a note saying “dear corvid, thanks for the help”

The bats know who I am now. More importantly, THEY KNOW WHERE I LIVE