Hey Y’all! I Made Some Spooky Pride Flags!

By the way this page very much is not safe for Izzy hand. If I was given the chance I’d make him Izzy Handless.

This man is a homophobic gay

I wanna know who the fuck told the GCPD my name was Bird Bitch

MY NAME IS CORVID

Gotham/Nygmobblepot/ Riddlebird headcanon:

The Iceberg lounge has a cocktail list a mile long and it is always growing. It’s not your average cocktails though, they are Gotham themed and can only be found at the Iceberg.

The reason is that Oswald, being the emotional and grudge holding little bird he is, names cocktails after members of all the well known citizens of Gotham and how they taste reflects on how he feels about them. The disgusting sounding and tasting mix called ‘Bat guano’ being an example.

There are new cocktails every week and it said that the best way to find out the state of the Gotham underworld is to go and try all the drinks on the Iceberg’s What’s New menu. 

The amount of green Riddler themed drinks is alarming and constantly growing. It ranges from ‘E.Nygma wrapped in a daydream’, a delicious and addictive favourite, to the vomit inducing ‘Death at the dockside.’ This particular cocktail is treated the way some people treat extremely hot curries, a way to prove how tough you are. Legend has it that even Batman isn’t tough enough to drink a whole ‘Dockside’ without throwing up.

Bonus: When Oswald is particularly pissed off with someone he will give the bar staff orders to only serve that person the most disgusting drink belonging to their namesake. The patrons of the Iceberg have lost count of how many times Riddler, out of shear stubbornness, has attempted to force down ‘Dockside’ after ‘Dockside’ just to show Oswald up only to end up projectile vomiting and passing out in the toilets a few minutes later.

FIRST OF ALL there are better ways than fucking MAKEUP. Glitter. Glitter everywhere. That station has the worst security I’ve EVER SEEN. So yeah. Glitter nukes. I’m leaving them in cop cars and it drives them INSANE

Was anyone else at the police brutality protests outside the GCPD this week and last? Does anyone else have mixed feelings about the number of people wearing clown face paint?

“Back in my day, nobody was depressed, we all just lived our lives.”

No. You didn’t. You grew up in a generation where everyone decided talking about feelings is hard, and therefore didn’t. So if you wanted to say how you felt, you were often mocked, silenced, or shamed. So you could have a mental illness, but due to your own emotional trauma, you likely wont ever find out. And because you were never taught healthy coping methods for emotions, you lash out.

Only in Gotham does Bane escort you and your friends to school when the bus can’t be bothered to show up

Ok, so I KNOW Bruce Wayne HAS to be at least an ex of Batman. So we all remember Jason Todd right? Well rumor is, Bruce Wayne found him STEALING TIRES OFF THE BATMOBILE. And apparently adopted him after. So like, he finds a kid vandalizing his ex’s car, and decides, “I like this kid.”

no cops at pride just danny phantom and the fenton anti transphobe stick

I just found out that you don’t have to pay for an ambulance in Europe.

Capitlism is bullshit

So, update on the whole villain arc thing.

I can talk to other animals, so far cats, raccoons, possums, rats and dogs.

And it is surprisingly easy to get them to steal for you. Literally just taught a flock of pigeons how to pick pocket someone.