Matteo, Peeling A Banana: May I Take Your Jacket, Sir? Hahahaha. 

Please for the love of god just let me click on the user that something was rb from and see the damn post on that blog

bumbled be thy bees

this is not even an internet persona i am just like this and i think thats even worse

oh that gap in my resume is cuz i was out killing people

POV: You're Judge Judy

need it in my mouth and by "it" i mean a gun & a whisky bottle

I’m like if someone smart chose to be an idiot. Out of free will

a boyfriend is basically a guy you can just kind of chew on whenever

forced to say “it’s ok” instead of throwing a chair at them

“wtf is wrong with you”

you mean like today or like in general?