What Day Is It

“How are you?” I should be in a straight jacket but unfortunately for the both of us I’m here

im like if a half-smoked cigarette was a person

your teeth are a gift from god and you can sink them into other people's flesh btw

they should invent a type of lying face down that doesn't suffocate you

a gas leak wouldn't even affect me

Apples are so fucked up you can get two from the same pile ans one tastes more like an apple than anything youve ever eaten and the other tastes like water poisoned by pharaohs

bro shutup im trying to remember what i just said

“wtf is wrong with you”

you mean like today or like in general?

i love how, from an outsider's perspective, the markiplier lore is like "oh man! look at this adventure with silly gaming youtuber" and in reality the lore is like do you remember who you are? are you sure? i can't tell how many times we've been here before, you and i, trapped in this void. what has he done to you?

oh fuck baby don't stop you're gonna make me wish i was never born