I Need To Get Into Mobile Game Development So I Can Make Puzzle Games For Middle Aged Moms. Those Women

YOU’VE GOTTA BE KIDDING ME

If you’re being questioned about a murder by one of those hobbyist detectives. it is an absolute rule that you have to be washing the dishes or pruning some plants while talking, so that when they finally get around to asking a pointed question about where you were at the time of the murder you can freeze for a second with a knife in your hand. It’s enrichment for them you gotta understand. They thrive off of red herrings, it’s their favorite treat, so even if you have a rock solid alibi and weren’t involved with the murder at all you have to give them some reason to be suspicious of you. It’s what friends are for.

Oh yeah baby, animations.

The idea of Harry being like “Kim look at this” and never showing it to him is so funny to me idk why

Oh marcille, they could never make me hate you ☺️ your my favorite little lesbian

harlivy being girlfriends ✿ batcat... sponsored by Sinners (highly recommend it if you haven't seen it!)

You can tell how hungry for blood the tumblr userbase is this year by looking at how early in the month the Ides of March posts are being made

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If you perform action Harmlessly Bother Cat you can receive Sounds

mentally taking a drag of my mental cigarette because I don’t smoke but life has been very smokable lately

i dont care if mondays rife,tuesday qednesday full of strife, thursday fuck my baka life, its friday im in sucks