(2021) Jmart Peak Dynamic

Unfortunately my body doesn’t know the difference between someone not responding to me because they’re busy, and being shot in the chest 27 times in a row

Lesbian Praying Mantis be like

girls girls girls! 🌸🍊

oh goodness, how did i almost forget that it was disbarment day AND also around the time i got into ace attorney!

can you imagine getting into ace attorney in the year 2019, mid-april. you've just finished watching an aa1 lp and you hate to admit it but you care a LOT about this silly lawyer game now!

naturally, you want to see some neat fanart bc hey, you're invested! so you decide to search the ace attorney tag, and then what do you see?

You all disappoint me. Not one (1) drawing of a personified tumblr mourning the lifeless corpse of 4chan? Not ome? They were our rivals you sick fucks. Nary a whiff of 1 (one) fix-it AU? Im going to hibernate now..youve pirssed me off

Average theatre fan watching a bootleg with their favorite theatre actor now: 'if you skip to 01:21:39 you can see a single tear rolling down his cheek'

Average theatre fan then:

i like working at plant store. sometimes you ring up someone and there's a slug on their plant and so you're like "Oh haha you've got a friend there let me get that for you" and you put the slug on your hand for safekeeping but then its really busy and you dont have time to take the slug outside before the next customer in line so you just have a slug chilling on your hand for 15 minutes. really makes you feel at peace with nature. also it means sometimes i get to say my favorite line which is "would you like this free slug with your purchase"

fucking hate texting dracula i'll send him a funny meme and he'll call me to be like "i need to take a SCREAMshot on my HELL phone" like oh my god we get it youre scary