Jaybirdbluebottle - JayBird

Cardinal Lawrence is the funniest man ever. He keeps sending his pet Monsignor to go snooping around for him, and when he comes back with intel half the time Lawrence says “no, don’t tell me… I mustn’t be influenced…” and then his Monsignor says “but your Eminence the tea is exceptionally hot today” and Larry pulls out his gay little cup and drinks that shit like a starving man at a feast who’s trying to pretend he’s only a little peckish

I LOVE MY FRIENDS SO MUCH I'M JUST STUPID AND FORGET THAT FEELINGS NEED TO BE EXPRESSED IN ORDER FOR THEM TO BE FELT

after two months, almost 50 hours of work in total, it is finally here!!!!

my part of harrykim art trade with dear @lisqotch! i hope you all enjoy 🧡💚

during the process, i searched and tried a lot different techniques to render it exactly as i intended, redrew it many times, and i am very glad that it turned out the way it is!

i swear, absolutely every 49.5 hours of work was worth it, i enjoyed spending time with it so much that i would repeat it from this moment on.

i was comforted by so many people while working on this, thank you sooo much! this is for all of you, from 0039pf with lots of love 🪩🕺

song: cobra man - everybody party tonight

more magical negative steam review excerpts that didnt make sense to include in my previous compilation (but that i still wanted to share)

Often I wish I could do drawing or animation as fanart. All I can do is write and make silly little guys out of felt. Behold, the silly little guys!

What I love about The Magnus Archives:

💬Vast possibility space due to genius design of the dread powers.

✒️Writing is incredible!

What I don't like about The Magnus Archives:

🙄Everywhere i go, the eye sees me. nowhere is safe from its lidless gaze.

🧔‍♂️I'm listening to a generic middle aged white man again, urgh.

I want a podcast that uses The Magnus Archives' same insanely well crafted fear pantheon and wonderful writing...

...but it's about a young Archivist trying to solve the disappearance of her neighbour's cat in Ny-Ålesund.

shadow the hedgehog is cool. gunblades are cool. vampires are cool. scythes are cool. white hair is cool. we need to stop lying about what is not cool

Oh marcille, they could never make me hate you ☺️ your my favorite little lesbian

RAAAAHHHH CUNO POSTING.

I’ll never stop drawing teenage Cuno because I cannot stand drawing children I’d rather die.

Anyway, he reminds me of the boy and the fact he knows what this book is blows my fucking mind

You have received a randomly generated snack.

Please enjoy this: Coconut peanut mochi

Hell yeah I’d just been getting hungry