Sevikasita

there was a well-meaning international student (learning english) in my workspace who came up to me and asked "how is your handsome white boy?" and it took me a few seconds to realize she was not in fact asking about my twink spouse but my white dog

You can tell how hungry for blood the tumblr userbase is this year by looking at how early in the month the Ides of March posts are being made

HAPPY BIRTHDAY SANJI!!

I know it’s fanon at this point but I still think a lot about little Sanji getting used to his birthday being celebrated and being about him

BONUS:

[ID: A digital illustration of Jonathan Sims from The Magnus Archives. He is sat in his office in the dark, with just a dim desk lamp lit. He is clutching a blue jumper and has his face buried in it. End description.]

An old jumper found forgotten in document storage

Siblings

Day 30: sudoku failure...

Can someone pls prove him wrong?

someday there will be a generation of gay weirdos who don’t know about tumblr heritage. “what’s dash-con?” they say, as i cry into the shoulders of my three weed smoking girlfriends in grief at this loss, looking at the sky. god damn do i love the color of the sky.

LET’S HAVE A CONCLAVE

Failing a %90 success hand/eye coordination check