Jaybirdbluebottle - JayBird

Caitvi, Butchfemme

Mihawk's secret...

finally watched TMP and got to experience This Simple Feeling…..

i invented a goth mermaid but i dont have a name for her yet

(update: i decided her name is Obelia. or maybe Abyssa. Abyssa was another character but it's the coolest name I've thought of so far. Thanks for all the suggestions)

Saw somebody shit talking that one cave painting of a bear earlier today and man it pissed me off so baddd imagine doing a lovely little study on a cave wall and then 30000 years later some chump is talking about “uhhh I think this is kind of overrated actually”

This is literally the funniest fucking thing Edgeworth has ever said

I love visiting people who have some kind of pet reptile because they're always like "would you like to hold the reptile" and I'm like "of course I would" and then the rest of the conversation happens with me just holding a random reptile and the reptile Has No Feelings about the situation. They always just sit there, probably vaguely wishing to return to their heat lamp but clearly exuding an energy of This Might As Well Happen. and then I put it back in its enclosure and go home and the reptile very clearly has no strong feelings about the situation.

Yknow how people say they picture senshi and it helps them cook? I think I’m doing something wrong (DO NOT DO THIS)

Cardinal Lawrence is the funniest man ever. He keeps sending his pet Monsignor to go snooping around for him, and when he comes back with intel half the time Lawrence says “no, don’t tell me… I mustn’t be influenced…” and then his Monsignor says “but your Eminence the tea is exceptionally hot today” and Larry pulls out his gay little cup and drinks that shit like a starving man at a feast who’s trying to pretend he’s only a little peckish