No, Chocolate Chip, Dumbass. I Mean,, Silly Guy!

it's not like a table people eat on dw, it's just for working and whatnot. she just likes laying on tables for some reason idk why

heres a picture of her and her brother

hey commodus I know you don't particularly care but

look at one of our school therapy doggos she's so lazy lmao (the person on the left took her back to the office like a minute after i took the picture and I'm devastated)

WHY'S IT ON THE TABLE??? THAT'S SO UNSANITARY!

//EEEEEEEE SHE'S SO SO SO CUTE I LOVE HEEEEERRRRR

Hey! Give that back!

[He reaches for the glass and accidentally knocks it out of his hand, and it shatters on the ground.]

Goddamn it, that glass was from my father.. I think.

Open RP Starter: Drunk?

[Antinous was sitting on the floor, a large glass of wine in his hand, and was babbling nonsense. There were papers sprawled out on the floor, and empty bottles stacked into a neat tower in the corner. What in the hell happened here?]

//taglist! uh just some folks I think might wanna interact, ask if you wanna be added or removed!!

@the-true-telemachus @bright-side-of-the-moon-tele @childofkindness @god-of-smithing-and-cozy-vibes @penelope-is-waiting @the-great-emperor-commodus

//idk who else,, yippee have fun good luck

JHGHGVHB HELLO??? THE SILLY ARROW HIMSELF LIKES MY POSTER??? KJDHSDHC????? THANK YOU????

I had to do a poster for my Commercial Art class, so I made for the Arrow of Dodona! I really like it!

yippppeeeee you're welcome rahhhh i love how you put Post-ToA Apollo a super casual outfit bc I feel like he so would just wear normal clothes lounging around Olympus after finding out how comfy they are

[1 of 2] From @ukelele-boy match: @jaxie-the-kat prompt: apollo before and after toa

*holds a stupid little orange cat* I will only give him to you if you: a) swear to protect him with your.. life? Death? Idk- keep him safe. And b) promise to not be a menace to society.

What would you do if I gave you a cat?

“Where is the kitty?!”

YES PLEASE I NEED MORE DADTINOUS 😭😭😭

I found a birthday au version of hold ‘em down called for the prince and it’s hilarious

SWEET THANKS DRUGS SANTA YOU'RE THE BEST 😎😎😎

I uhhhhhhhh may have done it again

I love how this turned out and it only took like 3 class periods! I hope you like it! You're the best ever!

(The pose alone took a whole like half an hour and I'm so freaking happy about it! Also don't mind Mr. Traffic Cone, I drew him as a joke for a friend and don't have the heart to erase him)

normally fedoras either make you look italian or like an incel but it works wonderfully every time darling ‼️‼️‼️ moly will be deopped throuh your chimney

uh..I dunno.. um......

[they think for a moment]

....could I use your kitchen again? since you barely ever do?

Hey, I heard you're good at killing exotic animals. Any idea where I can find a bunch of wild peacocks?

[@change-and-flourish]

i can get them for you. do you wanna make a whole show of it? or just like, got to her temple and make a bloodbath. are we thinking a dozen or something grander like fifty. i could get like two hundred and get some of my soldiers to just burn the entire thing with them inside.

[he wasn't an idiot,he immediately knew what this was about,he didn't need to ask questions about what she did this time,mazi was usually rational enough]

all three roman emperors in ToA wanted Apollo so fucking bad. they were constantly picking on lester’s appearance and trying to humiliate him because that was their only way to cope with their memories of meeting roman Apollo at his absolute hottest and wanting a piece of that so badly they became evil. Caligula would tremble like a chihuahua faced with the godly version of Apollo and he knows it and it eats him inside. idk i think about this every day

*holds out the meowing kitty cat that appears to have absolutely no control over his motor functions.* Congratulations! His name is Helio. Don't eat him.

What would you do if I gave you a cat?

“Where is the kitty?!”