Does Anyone Wanna Hold Hands Until We Feel A Little Braver

GNU Sir Terry Pratchett ❤️‍🩹

The Auditors: We just need everyone to stop moving so we can get on with the paperwork! How are we meant to get the filing done when humans are running around all the time causing fresh chaos?

Rufus Drumknott: Skill issue.

red blood cell girl bringing you oxygen on a cute little platter and then curtseying

This has definitely happened somewhere in Discworld.

You are a monster!!

And you a lawyer, "nobody is perfect" 🩸🦇

I didn’t vote in the poll, but… A Study in Scarlet! When it all started! Right on the same day! It’s probably a weird reason to be excited, but I am!

better call saul is the funniest show ever because the b plot will be: cartel shootout!!! nacho is bleeding out in the desert!!! will gus avenge his lover's murder at last?!?! and the a plot is: jimmy has a job interview. at the printer store.

you know how people say soup is round and so it's messed up to put it in a square tupperware? that's how I feel every time I see a square watch

the group chat when i ask whos available to hang out next week

SAY NICE THINGS TO PPL