So, Uh, Is Phil Okay? 'Cause He Was Acting Kinda Funny...

Techno, immediately 'killing' and removing Phil from the script after he explains to Techno that he can’t come online for the day:

the new dj crazytimes song … now that’s what I call music!

I’m the weirdest kind of extremely online because I would be severely offline if it wasn’t for tumblr. you genuinely can’t reach me anywhere else other than tumblr I simply don’t use other social media. I don’t even like texting or calling people. I only like hanging out with people irl and being on tumblr and reading the weather forecast

(Phil, Techno and Ranboo talk about Phil’s hardcore death.)

Phil: “So I basically got my life ruined by a basic bitch.”

Techno: “See Phil, this is why you have to join me in hating orphans.”

Techno and Tommy wandering around L’Mannberg aimlessly in a full set of netherite armor, knowing god damn well they’re not allowed to be there and panicking the moment they see Puffy:

If you’re having writers block…READ!!!! CONSUME MEDIA

I feel like I don’t hear that given enough as advice for writers block..just read? Watch tv? Movies? Find inspiration in media.

Writers block is a lack of inspiration, so go collect more.

Tommy, visibly panicking because he's scared of rollercoasters:

Phil, who's trying his best to comfort him: It's alright, mate! We'll be fine!

Wilbur, who's just genuinely enjoying his misery in the background: Hey hey, Tommy! Psssst. There's a high chance that you're going to die on that ride lmao have fun

Like Techno and Philza having a father-son relationship is awesome and I really enjoy the lore and fanart that’s being created around that idea. But Philza and Techno being longtime bffs that spend their free time by breaking the law and creating chaos everywhere they go is just superior. Sorry, I don’t make the rules here.

Dream: “I am not homeless! I have a cool redstone base and my house is HUGE! I’m heading there right now! ALONE!”

Techno: “Sure thing, Dream.”

Dream immediately after their conversation:

i am afraid of people who reblog things with no tags. not even any identifiers like the show it’s from or anything. just silence. what are you thinking?? hello??