Till The Day I Die I Will Believe That Pandora And Evan Were Identical Twins And That Dora Is Trans.

Why is it called spirk when it could be called kock, kock would be ten times funnier

*picks up mic*

Me: Jason was one of my favorite Hoo characters

*drops mic and runs for my life*

James potter would 100% put a little dirt under his pillow for the dirt man, incase he comes to town.

I love Jason grace, my best friend thinks he’s boring. It feels like we are a married couple where one likes kids and the other hates kids so we have to awkwardly avoid the topic

remember the 2016 clown incidents- r.i.p. rosekiller you would have loved those times

Regulus wanting a kiss but not wanting to ask cause James is in the middle of a conversation so he just stands there like 🧍till James notices him and gives him attention.

It’s my birthday!!!

Also it’s jkr’s birthday 🤮.

So I’m cursed to share my birthday with a terf, lucky me.

Ps. Fuck you jkr, you were a waste of my third grade famous person project.

Alright everyone, hear me out, modern jegulus au with James working at a coffee shop and regulus as an assistant librarian.