Robert Pattinson Photographed By Jack Bridgland For GQ Magazine (2022)📸

These week on I have nothing better to do before the new year.

Widowmaker: ok let’s tell each other secrets about ourselves… I’m going to go first. I hate you.

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Lucio: caterpiller rave! *Beep boxes*

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S76: you may now kiss the bride

Sombra: astrict nuzzle and kisses astrict

D.Va: XD

S76: *looking into the camera like in the office*

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Angela: after one hour of trying to put Jamison to sleep. Jamison, no! Come here!

Junkrat: *sliding down the stairs on his stomach, laughing*

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Junkrat: Mako pass this idiot!

*They speed pass a mech with Hammond in it*

Junkrat: oh my god-

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Genji, running up to Jesse

Jesse, backing away from the dishwasher: please!… Jesus christ…

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Winston, eating a PB sandwich in front of the camera in his safari skin: I’m set for the day. I got me a peanut butter sandwich

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Sombra, holding a silica gel pack: Do Not Eat. Well looks like I won’t be eating these silica gel guys *air quotes, laughing*

Moira, an hour later filming Sombra in the hospital bed

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Reaper, putting every fountain drink in one cup then splashing it on his mask: fuck you

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Jesse: bro can I get a sip of that water?

Moira: it’s not water…

Jesse: vodka! I like your style-

Moira: it’s vinegar

Jesse: wot

Moira: it’s vinegar pussy

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Jesse: I wanna be a cowboy baebee

Ashe: hell yeah!

Jesse: I wanna be a cowboy baebee

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Jesse: so I’m sitting there… Bbq sauce on my titties

Sombra, starts laughing: wah- *falls to the ground laughing*

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Moira: he doesn’t deserve you. if he doesn’t treat you right by now you’re gone.

Gabriel: I’m gone.

Moira: now go chop his dick off!

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Amelie, in her mind: what do you want from me?

Widowmaker, eating a KitKat without breaking them

Amelie, sobbing: please.. just stop!

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Sombra, running through the halls from a Moira orb following behind, while she yells and has “she’s a maniac” playing in the background

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Moira, calling Reaper: I’m here open up..

Reaper:…. As a child I was forced to eat dog food for dinner…

Moira: open the fucking door!

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Sombra: hey Hana wanna go to the dance with me?

Dva: I’ve said no five times get a clue

Sombra, grabs Clue: hey hana-

Dva, trying not to laugh: goddammit-

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Dva: -fruit

Angela: yeah it’s healthy… What’s not healthy?

Dva: mom! Get my nuts! Get my nuts!!

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Moira, walking into lunchroom towards reaper and sombra: hola Buenos dias boys and girls

Reaper and Sombra: hola….

Moira: Sombra. Como estas?

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Lucio: ayo cut the music… Somebody left an ice cube on the ground and it melted and now my sock is wet! Who the fuck want to die-

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Sombra: smack cam!

Amelie, grabbing a knife: bitch I hope the fuck you do. You’d be a dead son of a bitch I’ll tell you that!

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Moira: low-key nobody likes you

Reaper: but high key that makes me feel like shit…

Moira: low key wish I cared

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Moira, applying her banshee make-up on

Angela, walking in: oh good you’re not busy..

Moira: actually angela.. I am busy…

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Sombra: I almost got hit by a car, but the bright side of it is-

Reaper: there is no bright side until you enter the tunnel…

Sombra: look hot topic is that way-

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Zenyatta: ok listen here bitch I’m sick of it. I am sick of it. *pulling out a tazer*

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Moira, being interrogated by overwatch: no off topic questions… Because I don’t want to… No- theres no! Permission denied- that’s an off topic question! Next? You have been stopped.

MAM!

Reblog or your mom will die in 928 seconds.

I love my mom.

I am risking nothing

I AM SORRY FOLLOWERS, I LOVE MY MOMMY

Will not risk.

sorry followers :(

Data-mined a new voice line for Soldier!

Reblog if you are NOT OKAY WITH THE NEWEST EPISODE OF ETN.

you know that scene where they pan up Ezekiel’s ripped torso at the end of And The Tears of a Clown and in the middle of the gratuitous John Kim fanservice, they cut to Jake’s reaction? which is him rocking back as he looks up at Ezekiel with wide eyes? And then the camera carries on traveling up his pecs until we reach his smug smile?

I don’t know who it is, but someone in the editing room is smiling to themselves

Close.

anyone who puts this on their blog is really really really gay

whoops my hand slipped

(secretly this is my favorite line in the whole show and it’s totally underrated)

Me: *banging pots and pans while screaming* Go and Look it up. the poor guys head is spinning

James Griffin looks like he’s that kid at sleepovers from that John Mulaney bit who after midnight is like: *condescending nasal voice* it’s tomorrow now