[To The Tune Of In The Hall Of The Mountain King]

Now is not the time for subtlety

EAT THE MERINGUE RICH

Now is not the time for subtlety

EAT THE MERINGUE

My time with the second century warlord has convinced me to contact the anime producers for a show where Eminem gets isekaid into this

The JoJo localisation team desperately trying to avoid being copyright striked every 30 seconds

When a student copies an essay online instead of writing it and then painstakingly changes every word to a synonym until the text no longer makes any sense...

call that the Ship of Thesaurus

IT FUCKIN YURI DAAAAAAAAAAAY

Never had a better realisation than at 1 am last night when I realised that with the money I get from my Summer job I could buy a katana

Georg - first g like a j and last g like a guh (like Spiders Georg)

Is this a threat? Or a proposition…

Upsides are if a confession goes wrong there’s definitely bigger problems to focus on now

idk if crimson days is technically canonically around/on feb 14, but can you imagine. being on a date with your lover and the traveler just fucking leaves. jesus christ.

Every time someone replays one of my snaps I instantly think I accidentally sent them a picture of a dead body or something

Sad bit in one piece made me cry and that’s all well and good but half way through the Amazon man came with two massive bags of cat litter and kinda spoiled the mood