Thrilling Sequel-

Every time someone replays one of my snaps I instantly think I accidentally sent them a picture of a dead body or something

Georg - first g like a j and last g like a guh (like Spiders Georg)

Smart logic brain: Hey why don’t we get on with some research or how about our actual job?

Dumb anime brain: We are going to listen to Renai Circulation on repeat for four hours and nothing else

Upsides are if a confession goes wrong there’s definitely bigger problems to focus on now

idk if crimson days is technically canonically around/on feb 14, but can you imagine. being on a date with your lover and the traveler just fucking leaves. jesus christ.

Never had a better realisation than at 1 am last night when I realised that with the money I get from my Summer job I could buy a katana

Me: So I’d like my hair cut to here if that’d be ok

Hairdresser: [pointing at a wildly different place] About to here then?

Me: Yes of course! Thank you

Eeee Love this Merry Christmas! 🌟🎄☃️

"For this my son was dead, and is alive again; he was lost, and is found." Luke 15:24

Though it's not about the birth of Jesus necessarily, The Parable of the Prodigal Son is my favourite passage so I wanted to try to illustrate my favourite moment from it today. Merry Christmas guys! 💛

My deaf ass thought my hair dresser said she was going to ‘rate’ my hair so I asked her what she meant and now she thinks I don’t know what straightening is

*to the tune of starships*

I'm on the floor floor,

I've had a stroke.

I tried to close Tumblr and THIS JUST KEEPS PLAYING WITHOUT CEASE OR RESPITE