considering making my spider! Bernard AU have a timberkon spin off
just imagine Kon not dealing well with Tim getting a boyfriend. finally he finds someone who he connects with. it’s Spiderman. he starts talking to Spiderman (he comes up with the nickname Spidey) and over a couple of months begins to develop feelings for the guy. he even opens up about his situation with Tim only to later find out that the guy you have been crushing on and spilling your love life to is the guy your former-ish crush is dating.
imagine Kon’s horror, Bernard’s delight at the possibility of two boyfriends and Tim’s confusion at everything
Cool buddy 🤌🏻🤌🏻😎😎 soooo cool
Does this count as speculation?
Totally not serious meme i did instead of work. assets are from the official https://www.clownillustration.com/welcome-home website
The batkids are known for sharing clothes amongst each other, so imagine everyone’s surprise when Jason won’t let them borrow his hoodie. Upon further inspection they find out it’s Roy’s hoodie. This causes a chain reaction and now Dick won’t let anyone borrow his Wally hoodie, Tim won’t let anyone borrow his Kon hoodie, Damian with Jon’s clothes(which there was no need for because Damian’s clothes never fit anyways), Duke with Izzy’s, Cass with Steph, and so on. After this “civil war” they all reluctantly agree to end this and all clothes (their own or not) is up for grabs. (minus Damian and Jon, of course)
bonus is when their partners steal the batkids clothes only to find out later that it’s definitely not a wayne kids clothing item.
Roy: That’s my sweater?
Wally: Yeah well Kon’s wearing my pants so…
Izzy: I’m probably wearing one of your boxers, it’s for sure not Dukes
Kon: how do you know?
Izzy: Because Duke doesn’t own Minecraft boxers???
Steph: Oh yeah sorry, those are mine
Welcome Home is a horror project by @partycoffin which you can learn more about here (cw for link: potential eye strain, eyes/staring/eye contact, cw for project at large listed at link)
i discovered this project through the NightMind videos (which, if you're interested, but have little idea about how to scour a web page for secrets like me, they're a good place to start!) but the moment i saw all these friendly folks live in living color i got these ideas i just had get out :)
so here's a collection of phone wallpapers for you and your favorite neighbor! (tbh i don't really know how many phones they'll actually fit but maybe you'll just like having them around :))
i put these together with assets from the welcome home website & free images from picsart, the only thing i put into these was effort & all art belongs to Clown
Hobie!!!!!!
in spanglish you don’t switch by word, you switch by phrase.
it’s not:
“[first part of the sentence in english], [second part of the sentence in english], mi amor.”
“[full english sentence], querida.”
it’s:
“[first part of the sentence in english], [segunda parte de la frase en español], mi amor.”
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also miles is boricua, miguel is mexican. they have two different accents and use different vocabulary for certain words.
also miles is “nyourican” - a puerto rican native to new york - while his mom is directly from the island, so there are differences there, too, because his spanish is more influence by new york english. 
here’s some good references that aren’t google translate (which usually pulls from spain, a country that speaks vastly differently from latin america)
SpanishDict
WordReference
here have some random videos on different slang/spanish accents:
Puerto Rico
Mexico (1) (2)
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in spanish most words are gendered, so most feminine words end in a and masculine/gender neutral words end in o. adding ito/ita makes something cuter, smaller and more affectionate.
spanish nicknames that aren’t “mi amor”
“querido/a” - darling
“cariño” - dear (always masculine regardless, of who its being said to)
“mi princesa/príncipe” - my prince/princess
“mi rey/reina” - my king/queen
“papí/mamí” - can be used in any way; romantic, sexual, familial for one’s parent or child, or just platonically
“tesoro” - treasure
also spanish is a language that uses adjectives as terms of affection both cute ones and ones that might sound insensitive in english
gordo (fat), flaco (skinny), negro (black), blanco (white), linda (pretty), bella (beautiful), morena (brown skin), etc.
and like most languages that are not english, spanish has multiple ways of saying i love you.
“te amo” - romantic
“te quiero” - familial, platonic (although there’s nothing wrong with using it romantically)
see also:
te adoro - i adore you
te deseo - i want you
te necesito - i need you
 and, of course, they can vary regionally too.
please use this because i have read a lot of really well written things that take me out of it because the use of spanglish is terrible. don’t just go on your presumptions that spanish/spanglish works in the same way that english does.
- signed your friendly neighborhood afro-latina
i need more punkflower fics where hobie is hopelessly in love with miles to the point it makes him stupid
omfg him
Recycled joke from Gotham Adventures
He sits on my lap while I spin, he does the little jiggle