Miles Waking Up Late At Night To Write About His Crush In The Form Of An Anonymous Spiderman 138B/Spiderman

Today on; Tumblr: Polls

We really are telling on our selves huh?

The tags 'bug' and 'bug race' were trending for a bit, good job everyone

xenk: my future partner must be brave, strong, intelligent, successful and organized

edgin: *steps on a caterpillar and proceeds to drop to their knees and sob while apologizing profusely*

xenk: that one. i want that one

Team work makes the dream work <|:•)

Can someone write a fic where Bruce is on a JL mission and they somehow get a baby that they need to take care of until they find their parents. And all the JL members just cannot stop this baby from crying (this is before Clark has Jon so he’s pretty clueless with babies still) and eventually Bruce is like, “give them to me.”

And the JL is like “uhh, we don’t know if we should trust BATMAN with a baby, but at this point… fuck it.” And hand the baby over to him.

And Batman tucks the baby into his chest and softly bounces them, talking to them gently in a deep rumbly voice. “It’s okay sweetheart. Shhh, you’re safe.” And eventually, the baby doesn’t just stop crying, but falls asleep.

And the JL just stand there, gobsmacked. Because what the fuck??? Why is the Batman so good with babies??? And the rest of the mission Batman just has the baby because a) they don’t want them to wake up and start fussing again. And b) because Batman looks genuinely happy (as happy as Batman can be without deeply horrifying the JL).

I JUST LOVE EM UR HONOUR @wizardsisananimal

Watcha got there miles?

letting my pussy study geometry call that shit euclitean

Now you see, I’ve watched enough cartoons to know that this square of the carpet is on a separate animation cell from the background & therefore something funky will happen if I step on it. You won’t catch me making a rookie mistake like that no sir!