Alternate universe where Atsv is a movie and the characters are actors on set
Director: Let's take it from the top! Scene 31 Elevator to Spider Society, Take 5. Go!
(Hobie, Gwen, Miles, and Jess ride up the elevator)
Hobie takes off his mask and looks over at Miles
Miles: How are you even gayer under your mask!?
(Miles realizes what he just said and Gwen snorts. Cameramen chuckle and whisper 'that's not the line!')
Hobie (without missing a beat):
I was this gay the whole time
(Everyone starts chuckling)
Director: Cut!
Guess who finally watched the Batman movie and right after this read a bunch of Fanfics, where they throw a young Robin/Dick Grayson at Battinson
…It’s me
and I’m gonna do that too^^
Edit: Fanfics here
cheers to the “bruce wayne is not batman” tag on ao3
or alternatively, au where dr wayne moonlights at doc thompkins clinic where he keeps meeting these teen vigilantes….. WHOSE kids are these? who let these INFANTS out to fight crime? anyway he uses his sleeper detective skills to track down the vigilantes and…??? be their dad??
omg wait. the drake estate also has a cave system underneath that tim finds and opens it up as a base of operations and thats where the bat theme came from. i TAKE your batcave and i SHIFT it one plot of land to the left.
I finally got around to checking out Punkflower edits on tiktok and people there are so annoying. Leave Punkflower fans alone and go after flowerfang fans, that’s the real crime here. How many times does someone have to say that Hobie isn’t an adult for it to get through??
I don’t even get where they’re coming from. Hobie looks like a teenager to me.
after patrolling, unwinding in a diner somewhere ...
throw the man a bone batman geez
Welcome Home is a horror project by @partycoffin which you can learn more about here (cw for link: potential eye strain, eyes/staring/eye contact, cw for project at large listed at link)
i discovered this project through the NightMind videos (which, if you're interested, but have little idea about how to scour a web page for secrets like me, they're a good place to start!) but the moment i saw all these friendly folks live in living color i got these ideas i just had get out :)
so here's a collection of phone wallpapers for you and your favorite neighbor! (tbh i don't really know how many phones they'll actually fit but maybe you'll just like having them around :))
i put these together with assets from the welcome home website & free images from picsart, the only thing i put into these was effort & all art belongs to Clown
Bruce/Clark saying “don’t let (Bruce/Clark) hear about this, he’s a (detective/investigative reporter) and he won’t let it go.” is so funny to me. like what do you mean you’re the worst about not knowing something AND your best friend is the exact same way?
09' Ghost, into his radio: "ROACH! ROACH! WHERE THE FUCK ARE YOU!?? RESPOND!"
09' soap:"how the hell is he going to respond when he can't fucking talk!"
09' Ghost :"he'll make someone else do it"
09' soap: "that's the stupidest thing I have heard all day."
A random man over their radios :"EAST HALLWAY! PLEASE I HAVE A WIFE AND KI-"*gunshot*
09' Ghost, with heart eyes:"see, I told you!"
09' Soap:
(Crack?) AU in which Battinson gets transported to another universe where he gets mistaken for another “kid” Bruce took in