I Support Max's Right And Wrongs. Yes, Right Now There Are A Lot More Wrongs Than There Are Rights; I'm

I like this hill; I think I'll die on it.

The script for the bbc production of Pride and Prejudice, apparently, originally had mr. Darcy naked/shirtless for the lake scene and I beg of you, someone please write fanfiction of it. The thought of this happening in 1810 is too hilarious

Did I have to braid my hair today? No. I did it anyway. Did I get mad when it didn't look how I pictured it in my head? Yes. Did I redo it until looked like the picture? Yes. Does it look like the picture? No one can be quite sure

It's a good thing I like trains and feeling like I'm smarter than everyone else, because otherwise, I would have quit on Atlas Shrugged.

I don't know who I would be today if I had never read Flowers for Algernon. If my soul had not been crushed on that fateful day when I finished the book, I fear I would've ended up a monster with no hope of ever changing. I would give almost anything to read that book for the first time again. Nothing in this life or the next will ever live up to the anguish I felt reading that last page. What a beautiful feeling it was.

Fernando Alonso is so cool, I wish cars were real

You dare try to strangle me with the red string of fate? You mean the one that ties us together for eternity? Do it then. Go for it. I'll jump off a cliff and drag you down with me.

Cogito, ergo quack quack

Junge, tragen Sie Padmes Kleid normalerweise in Ihrem Matheunterricht um 7 Uhr morgens. Hören Sie auf, sich von der modernen Welt sagen zu lassen, dass wir uns nicht so kleiden können, als würden wir Naboo retten.