Recently Picked Up A Cool Heart Gold Romhack Called Touhoumon Heart Gold, And My Junko Puppet Proceeds

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fanfiction isn’t enough, I need to chew on him

How to use your status as a walking brick wall to your advantage

Bonus:

how to defeat hank 101

dad!Price

I accidentally spent too much effort on this shitpost so now I'm forcing y'all to witness this masterpiece

(This is based on a joke from the official sky discord server btw)

john price as a dad (part three) [ price ]

part one | part two

- You’re at work, neither of your parents can take care of the boys and he has to go to base to sort some things out.

- So your 4 year old is having his hand held and he’s got your 2 year old tucked into his winged arm

- EVERYONE on base is shocked, firmly shocked. That’s even before he gets to TF141

- However, Johnny is walking and sees that familiar hat of Price’s. Seeing him walking with two kids in throw. He takes a double take before sprinting to find Gaz

- John is oblivious to this as he continues to the meeting room

- Simon’s already in the meeting room, your 4 year old stares and asks for ‘up’ from this absolute stranger with a mask on. “I like your mask…” John’s heart melts, as he begins to tug at the material

- “Thank you. You look jus’ like your dad…” And gave his hair a ruffle, and your eldest laughed at Simon. “Even has your smile, doesn’t he?”

- “That he does…” John stated while setting down your youngest, on the table.

- “Fuckin’ hell, Price! This is what you were hidin’!” It was Johnny, with Gaz behind him with a massive smile on his face- a rare sight.

- “Language, Sergeant…” Price’s tone finalised, “That’s an order.”

- “They’re clones of you, sir…” Gaz pushed past the Scotsman hogging the doorway. “Why didn’t you tell us you had kids?”

- A shrug from their Captain, “T’ keep ‘em safe… that’s all I want for my boys…”

- Johnny finally saddled up on a wheelie chair, “And what do we call ‘em, sir? Price Two and Price Three?”

- With arms folded and a smile on his face, “No, that’s not necessary. Our eldest is Buck and youngest is Buddy,”

- “Wait does this mean you’ve got a girlfriend, too?”

- “Well I didn’t make them on my own, did I, Johnny? And as a matter of fact, she’s Mrs Price…”

- Let’s just say the boys ordered for the Buck and Buddy to be brought back to base or they be invited over to the Price household to see them again

- Swearing is forbidden around the boys, and Price sanctions the guys for doing so.

- “Fucks sake-,”

- “Alright, twenty push ups, Soap!”

- Another time, “That’s absolute bullshit!”

- “Gaz, you know what to do…”

- He’s raising his boys to be gentlemen, and with the help of the 141 crew- they are

- You meet 141 on a camping trip you and the boys were invited on.

- Seeing for yourself how well the squad actually take of your sons, like they were their actual brothers

- Ghost would give them water and food- chatting with them and Buck constantly played with his mask

- Johnny would play with them, feigning defeat in races with your eldest and play wrestling with little Buddy

- Gaz would logically try to use as many words as possible, not realising the limited vocabulary children that age had

- They were all adorable, you think Buck even managed to unmask Simon at one point and John told you, “he doesn’t let just ANYONE do that…”

- John was secretly proud his son managed to get the mask off

- Buck would enlist as an Army Engineer at 18… “Have you lost your fucking mind?”

- “I’m not fighting in wars- I’m fixing the damage and swear jar, dad,” He realised Buck would be fine.

- Buddy even followed in his footsteps and they were the renowned Price brothers

- John was never wanting for more kids because your boys were enough to handle and they respected the pair of you

- But they’d found a family deep seated in the military and would forever say, “we’ve got the best dad in world…” even into their adulthood

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