Autism check
john price as a dad (part two) [ price ]
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- Loves carrying his little boy around, only on rare occasions will you get to hold your son
- John just loves him so much and doesn’t want to let go
- Doesn’t cry when away, he’s more determined to return
- Looks like a fisherman, so your sat there beside John in matching camping chairs under a tent at the side of a lake or river holding your baby boy.
- As he gets older John buys him a little toy fishing rod
- Your son copies everything John does
- The way he starts to walk, a strut almost and also wants a hat like his dad’s
- So they’re on the street with matching hats… literally a mini genetic clone of the man
- Would have been content with his little boy but you do a test on a whim of a missed period
- It was negative so you shrugged it off, John was away and you couldn’t be pregnant.
- Then the labour pains started… later told you had what was called a ‘cryptic pregnancy’. You hadn’t had time to prepare, no names picked out or a nursery decorated.
- Your son with your close family, and John Price walks into the room, he’d returned that day and got the call from the hospital that you had been admitted
- He didn’t expect to see the sweet smile of another baby boy
- But the man didn’t think about the problems and unexpected, he just held another bundle of joy in his arms
- He has no intention of his sons going into the military. He doesn’t want that for them, no matter how talent they may be- they could always come back in a bodybag
- And he doesn’t know how he would react or cope to the news of one of his boys being KIA
- John doesn’t even want to think about it
- However, your eldest loves to tinker around… always dismantling his toys and trying to put them back together
- John is the one that breaks up their fights, “Oi, knuckleheads! Pack it in… before I get involved and you really don’t want that…”
- Your eldest was 4 and the youngest was 2 at the time of that incident- speaking to them like actual adults
- Reading to the boys calms him down, just adores being close to them both and making the most of his
- The youngest loves to mimic his older brother and so you have three John Prices in your house
- When the kids get tired, he’ll happily sling them on his shoulders
- A literal climbing frame, play wrestles the kids and hurts himself instead of them
- The team still doesn’t know he’s a dad, other than Ghost who sussed it out
- You will always find John Price asleep on the sofa with his either son leaning on his shoulders.
- Whether they’re watching the rugby on tv or a movie, you ALWAYS find them in that exact position
- Your now husband rarely ever cried but when it comes to your kids- it’s a weak spot
- If they’ve been in hospital or something, he’s a calmly put together wreck
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their greed sickens me
bs doesnt actually care about this stupid sheep he just wants to beef with gc and piss her off😭
Price who rethinks about his life choices when his kid asks him what year he was born just for them to say "Wow, you're old daddy! Were dinosaurs scary?"
Simon who was teaching his little girl some carpentry because it wasn't just a boy's job, right? Of course it isn't! But he does internally cringe when his kid grabs a nearby hammer due to curiosity and drops it on his foot.
Kyle who silently gulps nervously & you see sweat forming at his forehead when his kid goes up to him and asks help with their homework (Not that he's stupid or anything, he's a grown man after all, just genuinely doesn't want to get anything wrong.)
John who had to witness first hand how honest and mean children were when his own child came up to him, all smiles at first just to say– "You're hair looks a little weird, daddy." Then runs off to continue doing whatever.
(uhh im a different person at night, if this is bad, blame them not me)
im not translating this, im too tired I NEED HIM SO BADLY
How to use your status as a walking brick wall to your advantage
Bonus:
likely to color and render at some point