Mc: Lost My Virginity When I Was Younger?

Fyodor driving with this on his car.

Kuras: murder will solve nothing.

Vere: but it is fun.

Sigma: Nikolai seems more active than usual.

Fyodor: Yes he’s been more active lately. I nearly got violated by him this morning.

Sigma: WHAT?!

Fyodor: *walks away* Locking your door at night will not save you from him Sigma. I wish you luck.

Dante: Vergil! We have a problem!

Vergil: I know, I’m looking at it.

Wanna make that recipeh now bitch?

Sigma: How many weapons do you even have on you?

Nikolai: Let’s see…

*Uses his overcoat and a pile of weapons fall out*

Nikolai: I think I’m running low.

Sigma: IS THAT A NUKE?!

Vere: Now remember who saved you from that soulless

Mhin: let’s also remember who threw you at it in the first place too.

Chuuya: *talking to Dazai on the phone* Stop fucking with Fyodor, he may end up catching you.

Dazai: It’s fine. Besides it’s fun fucking with the rat.

Mori: *walks up to Chuuya* Chuuya there you are. You said you had something to tell me?

Chuuya: I hope you like anal asshole because that’s what’s about to happen to you!

Mori: *panicked* Chuuya!?

(If you want to know this was a story from an old friend. Makes me laugh to this day)

~Kira~

Fyodor: This interview is over.

Nikolai: Great! See you tonight!

Fyodor: *interviewing Nikolai* Where do you see yourself in five years?

Nikolai: At your funeral.