Over Religious Guy: I Shall Drive You Out With These Sacred Tools.

This was my nightmare fuel

out of all the ffxv glitches I’ve seen, Ignis is involved in like half of them I swear

How people react to Dia's anxiety and depression

Noctis would pick her up and carry her off to a safer location for her to calm down. He would then try to talk to her, bring up topics such as plants or animals. Then it's snack and nap time for them both.

Gladio wouldn't let anyone but Noct, Prompto and Ignis near her. He will even try to fight Nyx and Cor but it usually ends with Cor threatening to tell his father.

Prompto would sit next to Dia and just start chatting with her about anything. They can go from one topic that is small to a three hour discussion on why chocobos are the best thing.

Ignis would lead Dia to a more comfortable place and talk to her. Listening to her issue then think of a solution to help her. She feels safer around him and would usually grasp his sleeve when she feels depressed.

Cor would stand by her and wait until her attack was done. The last time he left her alone during an episode she ended up in the hospital trying to kill herself. He's known about her problems since Nyx brought her in and he doesn't want her to suffer fully. When she's done he will talk to her and tell her that the future holds a better life if she stays by his side. He is a father figure to her anyway.

I did my best please don’t hate me….

Sigma: If Santa were real, neither of would be on the nice list.

Fyodor: Actually Santa has my name carved in marble from all the crimes I’ve committed.

Nikolai: Forget coal. Santa’s coming down the chimney for me with a shotgun after what I just did.

I'm surprised I'm not dead for going against him.

Have any of the others like Regis, Gladio, or Ignis thought of sedating him? (I.e. Sleeper hold, a tranquilizer, or a straitjacket like Hannibal Lector style)

Gladiolus: *covers face with hands and groans*

Clarus: *scowls* You fool! You think we haven’t?!

Gladiolus: I lost count of how many times I shot him with a tranquilizer or used the sleeper hold on him. I know for a fact that he purposely pushed me to doing it so he could call me ‘the sandman’.

Clarus: Therapy is completely useless since he’s able to brainwash the weak-minded fools!

Gladiolus: Straitjackets? He knows how to escape them and has a collection. And Iggy? Regis practically made him royalty with how much power he has.

Clarus: And all to keep that son of his from destroying the city! It’s a miracle young Scientia is not a mad man like Noctis.

Gladiolus: If you have any suggestions, we’re willing to hear a few.

Clarus: I’ll give you my wealth and soul if you can stop that boy.

Noctis: *shows up* Yo, Clarinet. I sensed you were talking about me so I came over.

Gladiolus: speak of the devil.

Noctis: I’m human.

Clarus: *hisses* Lies! *points to the door* AND GET OUT.

Prompto took a picture of Ignis with no face on. Nightmare fuel.

Gladio: I swear to Astrals! If you touch my cup noodles again I will shave your ass!

Iris: *comes down the stairs* brother what are you-

*cat sitting on the coffee table keeping eye contact with Gladio with its paw half way in the cup noodles*

Gladio: *has his sword out ready to start swinging*

Chuuya: You’re a pain in my ass, Dazai!

Dazai: Yeah, sorry about that I’ll use lube next ti- *Chokes*

Chuuya: *Strangling Dazai*

Mori: *Looks at Kouyou* You owe me Seven hundred thousand yen.

Kouyou: I could have sworn Chuuya was the dominate one in the relationship.

I turned on the volume to hear it pop. Now I’m disappointed

By plantpotters

Ardyn: I came here to have a good time and honestly I'm feeling attacked.

Noctis: YOUR GOOD TIME WAS ATTACKING US