Little Y/n: Feeling Cute My Delete Later.

Akutagawa: Have you thought about not being such a crybaby, weretiger?

Atsushi: Have you thought about not looking like an E-boy with a subscription to Victorian Hot Topic?

Prompto: Does anyone else get that little voice in their head saying to kill everyone before they have a chance to kill you?

Dat booty

I appreciate everything from this mod. Prompto’s cute butt, his legs, the earrings, the general badassery.

Best Dead Apple Trio

Ignis: Noct. Could I trouble you for a rubber?

Noct: *looks at him with shock and disgust* what makes you think I carry condoms?

Sigma: Fyodor wants me to inform you, he does not want bloodshed inside the base.

Nikolai: Yes but did he say anything about outside?

Why Ardyn has banned Alice from drinking.

Ardyn: Alice its late, come home.

Alice: f*** off I'm fine.

Ardyn: I just watched you walk into a light post.

Alice: You can't see me.

Ardyn: I'm right next to you

Alice: liar.

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Alice: (texts) I found your family!

Ardyn: (texts) please don't tell me you dug up another grave....

Alice: (sends him a picture of a bunch of pigs)

Ardyn: (texts) where are you?!

Alice: (texts) wif yor famly

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Poe: I had a nightmare that I murdered you and stuffed your body under the floorboards. Then I began to descend into madness as I began hearing the sound of your heartbeat growing louder and louder with each second!

Ranpo: You idiot. Why would you stuff a body under the floorboards?

(Happy birthday Poe)

Hello bindmagicuser

Hello?

Dazai: *Flips a coin* Heads you kiss me, tails we make out.

Chuuya: *Makes coin float away*

Dazai:

Dazai: Alright, we’re fucking.