Dante: Okay Verge. Let’s Play A Game. Take A Sip Every Time You See Something Stupid.

Mhin: if you die on me I will find a necromancer and have them bring you back so I can kill you myself

Leander: Does this mean you like me?

Today's Sigma: does NOT like magicians

Bsd cats!! ♡

Look how adorable it is for them!! :>

Ardyn: Some woman said she wanted kids so I brought her a sack of children. Now I'm in jail. Come bail me!

Ravus: How the hell did you get my phone number!? Enjoy your night in jail you psychotic pedophile!

I'm glad you liked the idea

Here is a trap idea for Gladio. Lock him in a room filled with his worst fears then have a video feed of a room full of cup noodles. Tell him if he wants out he will have to burn all of the noodles.

Noctis: Oooooh, good stuff minion. I’m gonna do that. *looks at Ignis* Start buying the noodles!

Ignis: *sighs* Very well.

*After setting everything up and shoving Gladio in the room*

Prompto: *walks in to find Noctis eating cup noodles while watching a computer screen* Hey buddy, what’s up?

Noctis: *slurps noodle* Not much, torturing Gladdy.

Prompto: I think Iris mentioned you doing that. How’s it going for you?

Noctis: Pretty good I wager, he’s been there for about two hours now.

Prompto: *looks at screen and notices Gladio looking directly at the camera* I can’t hear him, what’s he saying?

Noctis: Different variations of the same thing. *unmutes the sound*

Gladiolus: FUCK YOU NOCTIS!! FUCK YOU TO THE LOWEST PITS OF WHATEVER HELL YOU RULE!!! WHEN I GET OUT, I’M GOING TO FIND A RUSTED SWORD AND SHOVE IT RIGHT UP YOUR-

Noctis: *mutes the sound again and huffs* How many times do I have to tell him, I’m not a demon.

Prompto: Not the maddest I’ve heard him but it’s up there.

Noctis: Yeah, It got pretty boring hearing him say that stuff after the first 30 minutes so now I’m just watching on mute as he freaks out.

Prompto: Clever idea though.

Noctis: I know. I wonder how Clarry would react to something like this?

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*with Clarus*

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Clarus: Death is looming over me.

Regis: So long as it’s not me.

Yes! This is the best day of his life!

Bungou Stray....cats?~

Nikolai sending this to his friend/victims

Fyodor: Nikolai. Why did you throw Holy water at me?

Nikolai: I wanted to test if you really were a demon.

Fyodor: You’re supposed to use the liquid in the bottle, not chuck the whole thing at my head.

Nikolai: Sometimes you need more than just the water.

Fyodor: Sigma is unconscious.

Nikolai: Well if you weren’t a demon you wouldn’t have dodged it. Thus proving you are a demon.