Ignis: Why is Prompto in the hospital?
Noctis: We filled Gladio's locker with shaving cream and water balloons.
Ignis: And let me guess. He tripped on the shaving cream.
Noctis: No. He just wasn't able to out run Gladio.
Atsushi: Hey Dazai, do you dress up for Halloween?
Dazai: Yep. Going to dress up as the ugliest thing in the world.
Atsushi: A zombie?
Dazai: Chuuya.
There is a spikey thing on his boot!
Awkward Ardyn
Nikolai: *Texting* Come on. One night with me. I can introduce you to so many kinks~<3
Sigma: *Texting* WRONG PERSON! I AM NOT FYODOR!
Nikolai: Who said this was for Fyodor? ;D
yt: junskitchen 🌸
Ardyn: I came here to have a good time and honestly I'm feeling attacked.
Noctis: YOUR GOOD TIME WAS ATTACKING US
Prompto: *can sing and play the guitar*
Noct: you have a good voice. Bet you if Cindy heard it she would fall for you.
Prompto: I'll try that!
*later with Cindy*
Prompto: *strums the guitar* *pterodactyl screech*
Cindy: uhh what's he up ta ya highness?
Noct: *sighs* he was gong to sing
Ignis: *walks by* and here we have the wild Prompto performing his mating call.
Sigma: I don’t want people being subtle with me. If you want something from me then please say it.
Nikolai: I want to fuck you.
Sigma:
Sigma: Go back to being subtle. For my sanity…
Kuras: why are you covered in bite marks and why is she in a panic?
Leander: So pinning her is fun
Ais: told you
Prompto: *six year old* Santa's watching you!
Ardyn: he stopped watching me after the last three hundred years for his safety of his mental state.
Vergil: *saving Y/n from a demon* there I saved your life now I can go back to ruining it.