It's Final_Fantasy_Queen From Ifunny

Dia has a soul that hangs around her named Celestine. She knows about Ardyn but won't tell anyone. Celisms

Tredd: *shows Dia a dick pic* Like what you see babe?

Cel: tell him it's too small and to zoom in.

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Ardyn: It's such a pleasure to see you again my dear Diana

Cel: This is why you're still single. You have an unhealthy obsession with younger people.

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Cel: While you were passed out drunk, I possessed your body, kissed Ignis, punched Tredd in the throat, told Luche where he can shove his rules, called Cor daddy and bought Gladio a "choking hazard" shirt. That will be arriving in three days. So I hope you learned your lesson about not over doing it at a social event. By the way Cor has been calling you for thirty minutes now.

Leander: *locking the door* so now that we are alone how about that ki- and she’s gone.

Kira: *half way down the wall* IT’S NOT YOU IT’S ME

Atsushi: Hey Dazai, do you dress up for Halloween?

Dazai: Yep. Going to dress up as the ugliest thing in the world.

Atsushi: A zombie?

Dazai: Chuuya.

Atsushi: Dazai said he wants you to take me out.

Akutagawa: With pleasure. How would you like to die, weretiger?

Atsushi: On a date, you murderous asshole!

yt: junskitchen 🌸

Sigma: Nikolai you are a very talented individual. You seem to bring laughter to others that are not your victims. So if you ever plan on finding a new job that isn’t for killing, I would gladly hire you.

Nikolai: So are we fucking or not?

Sigma: What?

Nikolai: ARE WE DOING THE SEX OR NOT!?

Sigma: WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU!?

WHERE

Giethoorn in Netherlands has no roads or any modern transportation at all, only canals. Well, and 176 bridges too. Tourists have to leave their cars outside of the village and travel here by foot or boat by. So you can probably imagine how peaceful it is here.

Nero: are you going to apologize for ripping arm off?

Vergil: No but I will apologize for the condom breaking.

Why Ardyn has banned Alice from drinking.

Ardyn: Alice its late, come home.

Alice: f*** off I'm fine.

Ardyn: I just watched you walk into a light post.

Alice: You can't see me.

Ardyn: I'm right next to you

Alice: liar.

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Alice: (texts) I found your family!

Ardyn: (texts) please don't tell me you dug up another grave....

Alice: (sends him a picture of a bunch of pigs)

Ardyn: (texts) where are you?!

Alice: (texts) wif yor famly

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Vergil: *saving Y/n from a demon* there I saved your life now I can go back to ruining it.