We're Baaaaaaaack (i Only Appear On Race Weekends, My Master's Insufferable Rn)

Besties.... I'm gonna need a 4k strollonso hurt/comfort fic for Jeddah to deal with this.... Send me the link when it's done....

United States Grand Prix 2023

-Logan DNF because he felt ill

-Esties threw up by lap 15

-Lance stumbled to the ambulance after getting out of the car

-Max and Oscar couldn't even stand

-George had to take his hands off the wheel, opened his visor for air in pit

-Alex couldn't get out of his car for 2 minutes and needed assistance

-Fernando complained about his seat was too hot

-Kevin Magnussen requesting to have the 'leaf blowers' directed at him by the Haas mechanics

-Bottas said it was “torture” and on the limit of being acceptable to race in

-Yuki tried opening his visor to get more air in, only for sand to blow in

BAN THIS GP

Lance w/ David Beckham from AM socials :)

record scratch freeze frame

Yep, that's me. You're probably wondering how I got into this situation.

Alternatively:

Pictured: fluffy tiny chick

Pictured: sopping wet cat

Jimmy the admin rating memes that he's done with Fernando ft. Lance

F1 Grand Prix of Brazil November 03, 2023 Photo by Dan Istitene